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Old 11-13-2009, 10:44 PM   #26
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:45 PM   #27
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:51 PM   #28
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:55 PM   #29
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Suggest that she takes up "foxy" boxing instead.
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:03 PM   #30
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:04 PM   #31
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That's the reason i'm addicted reading 2+2...
First thread with aces full was of course better but i'm sure u can offer too much in the 2+2 community over the long run...

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Old 11-13-2009, 11:08 PM   #32
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First thread was way better.
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:09 PM   #33
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pics of mom making sammiches or GTFO
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:24 PM   #34
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looking forward for the last part of the trilogy....
That guy is PURE GOLD...

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Old 11-14-2009, 07:02 PM   #35
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i really need some serious advice. she just went and sold our lawn mower and i have no idea why she would do that because we only have one and we can't afford a new one. i'm worried she's gonna deposit the money on pokerstars or something
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:10 PM   #36
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i really need some serious advice. she just went and sold our lawn mower and i have no idea why she would do that because we only have one and we can't afford a new one. i'm worried she's gonna deposit the money on pokerstars or something

LOL, was it this one?

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Old 11-14-2009, 07:42 PM   #37
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.... i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker"
I really don't want to encourage OP, but the book title almost made me laugh.
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:57 PM   #38
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Not this clown again, another bull**** story
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:00 PM   #39
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for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give a quick summary:

about 6 months ago i started learning poker from friends at school. i came online and read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on how the best players in the world like daniel negreanu and gus hansen play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister and taking $350 from him in one night.

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

sometimes i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "how much did you win at the poker game today?" and i will say "one thousand dollars". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job she just cooks and cleans and looks after my sis and i. one night she asked me if i would teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and only a small percentage of players are consistent winners. i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

i had assumed that she heeded my advice but a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker". i'm really worried that she's delusional and thinks she can win at online poker. im scared that she will lose all her money or maybe get addicted.

please help me come up with ideas to make her understand the truth and to stop her from losing everything and become an online poker addict.
take her money
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:07 PM   #40
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:07 PM   #41
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take her money
this, webcam in her room, see her card, see her naked, profit.


















oh and buy her a new lawn mower with her mon1es
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:08 PM   #42
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YOU = UR MOM


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Old 11-14-2009, 08:11 PM   #43
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what exactly were you looking for in your mother's bedroom? credit cards?
Pictures of his sister, ldo.
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:21 PM   #44
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ZOMG OP is this phil your pedo friend?
is boxxy also your sister?
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:27 PM   #45
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this is getting really old
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:52 PM   #46
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play her HU4ROLLZ?
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:47 PM   #47
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Come on, just teach her! You remember? AAA77 > AAA77! That´s all she has to know!!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:14 PM   #48
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Tell her to get a job first of all before she starts playing poker.
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:47 PM   #49
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for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give a quick summary:

about 6 months ago i started learning poker from friends at school. i came online and read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on how the best players in the world like daniel negreanu and gus hansen play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister and taking $350 from him in one night.

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

sometimes i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "how much did you win at the poker game today?" and i will say "one thousand dollars". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job she just cooks and cleans and looks after my sis and i. one night she asked me if i would teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and only a small percentage of players are consistent winners. i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

i had assumed that she heeded my advice but a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker". i'm really worried that she's delusional and thinks she can win at online poker. im scared that she will lose all her money or maybe get addicted.

please help me come up with ideas to make her understand the truth and to stop her from losing everything and become an online poker addict.
for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give a quick summary:

about 6 months ago i started learning poker from friends at school. i came online and read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on how the best players in the world like daniel negreanu and gus hansen play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister and taking $350 from him in one night.

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

sometimes i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "how much did you win at the poker game today?" and i will say "one thousand dollars". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job she just cooks and cleans and looks after my sis and i. one night she asked me if i would teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and only a small percentage of players are consistent winners. i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

i had assumed that she heeded my advice but a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker". i'm really worried that she's delusional and thinks she can win at online poker. im scared that she will lose all her money or maybe get addicted.

please help me come up with ideas to make her understand the truth and to stop her from losing everything and become an online poker addict.
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Old 11-14-2009, 11:09 PM   #50
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Let me get this straight; She hasn't started playing poker yet, she's only studying it and getting more interested of poker? So far so good?

As long as she dont deposit/lose and become addicted she will be alright.
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