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Old 11-13-2009, 09:55 PM   #1
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my mom wants to be a professional poker player

for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give a quick summary:

about 6 months ago i started learning poker from friends at school. i came online and read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on how the best players in the world like daniel negreanu and gus hansen play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister and taking $350 from him in one night.

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

sometimes i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "how much did you win at the poker game today?" and i will say "one thousand dollars". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job she just cooks and cleans and looks after my sis and i. one night she asked me if i would teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and only a small percentage of players are consistent winners. i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

i had assumed that she heeded my advice but a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker". i'm really worried that she's delusional and thinks she can win at online poker. im scared that she will lose all her money or maybe get addicted.

please help me come up with ideas to make her understand the truth and to stop her from losing everything and become an online poker addict.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:58 PM   #2
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

these terrible gimmicks are getting old in bbv. this thread should be deleted
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:59 PM   #3
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they see me trollin'
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:00 PM   #4
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

introduce her to 2+2.
and is the problem here ur worried about getting her addicted or worried she will get better than you?
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:00 PM   #5
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5/10 points lvl
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:00 PM   #6
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did he bone your sister?
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:00 PM   #7
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Tell her u will teach'er if she sucks yur cack
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:01 PM   #8
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and pics of sister or mom or gtfo
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:02 PM   #9
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

First thread was better.
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:05 PM   #10
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i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

LOL
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:06 PM   #11
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

[ ] pics of mom

[ ] pics of sister

They will be required before advice is given
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:07 PM   #12
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:19 PM   #13
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

This is all part of one giant level.
So big, this...this just has to be th biggest level ever.
I love it. 10/10 5 stars. I don't even want to see pics of mum or sis
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:21 PM   #14
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pics of mom or it didnt happen
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:22 PM   #15
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a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker".
what exactly were you looking for in your mother's bedroom? credit cards?
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:26 PM   #16
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LMAO this is a legit beat
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:29 PM   #17
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

I remember when i was a kid and 1 thousand dollars sounded like a lot of money, o to be young again.

My advice: Smack her with a wad of hundo's, & get the eff out the trailer park kid.
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:31 PM   #18
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what exactly were you looking for in your mother's bedroom? credit cards?
No, her double ended
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:32 PM   #19
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hahaha i loled at this also
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:33 PM   #20
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:34 PM   #21
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and pics of sister or mom or gtfo
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:34 PM   #22
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i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.
its funny cuz its true
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:36 PM   #23
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what exactly were you looking for in your mother's bedroom? credit cards?
u funny
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:36 PM   #24
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some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:43 PM   #25
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