what is a born language?

lie telling=lying, fwiw

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...locked-822181/

losing player ITT

Ok well then if you insist on being in the thread at least stop posting stuff nobody finds funny or wants to read. Like usual.

Glad we got that out of the way.

please post long-term graphs.

yeah, I thought so.

chill out on the oestrogen bro

keep it up and you will grow breasts!

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical theme pashmina afghan...

Sweet. Then I could rub a fiddy on ma titties. And you'll be there, low on oestrogen, bro, getting chaffage. Unlucky. Now who's laughing!

It took you 100k hands to figure out poker is rigged?

Maybe try UB? Lots of action there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHwM8WP0Z4
Dear Full Tilt-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Playa's,
this'll be the last email I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no email - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey FTP, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy email
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you FTP, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out?

On 07/28/2010 15:50, Full Tilt Poker - Support.com wrote:
> This message was automatically sent from Full Tilt Poker, and no response is necessary.
>
> We have received your email, and a representative will respond to you shortly.
>
> Thank you for playing at Full Tilt Poker

lol^

In b4 bustoooooooo...

OR

I found op's Sharkscope graph, I think he has a legitimate point.

lol your doing it wrong op if you want to get any sort of response (and non generic aswell)
you need to tell them you are underage, muilty accounting , chip dumping and a superuser

IM IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW, IM DOIN 90 ON THE FREEWAY!!!

FYP

dont lie

you obv care, since he pays your bills yo with his runbad.

Bribe them they will turn off doomswitch

Needs more love imo

kinda weak, im gonna work with it though and try to take it to the level it should have been




Dear Full Tilt-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Playa's,
this'll be the last email I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no boomswitch - I don't deserve it?
I know you rigged my last two allins;
the fish having AA was perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on the tables right now, I'm 9 tabling on the PLO
Hey FTP, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to flip?
You know the song by ch3ckraise, bout the 50s and titties
about himself on stars and i asked you for that boomswitch
but didn't get it, while the pros had it all along, and on 2p2 it was outted
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from flippin
it's too late - I'm on a 1000 buy in downswing now, I'm tilting
and all I wanted was a lousy upswing
I hope you know I uninstalled ALL of your programs for your loss
I love you FTP, you coulda red named me, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you get superusers just like AP
"And when you finally offer regs a real bonus or better RB deals and they still stay at stars because your site sucks and they dont want to pay a single more penny of rake to play with tons of regs who are obv boomswitched while i am doomswitched I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it"
I hope your freerolls EAT AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just open shoved his roll, see I ain't like you
cause if he's grindin uNL he'll suffer more, and then he'll be doomswitched too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost busto now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to robusto now?



meh w/e im drunk and already spent waaayyyyyyyyyy too much time on it



and in before

[x] FAIL

wp

OP is right. Full Tilt was designed so that whenever OP is involved in a hand, OP always loses. It was the major principle behind the design of FT software and is even included in their mission statement - "To create the best online poker experience, except for a player who goes by the name avielem"

FT is targetting you OP, and you alone. They are out to get you. In fact, I just saw a news clip on CNN stating that the best investment of all time is to put your money in bad against OP on FT

[x] Win

Could be better but I cbf doing it myself so w/e

wow not a fail, sweet!!!!

This ftw. Very nice.