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GARY BUSEY and ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.!!!
Busey is the head injury guy and Downey is the addict who played Chaplin. Dang. That's been bugging me ever since my post. Get them to be celebrity spokespeople. Busey is crazy and if you tell him you already paid him and he must have forgot, he'll probably believe you (either that or he will stab you). Downey will work for baggies full of crushed up cold pills cut down with baking soda. You can save a fortune with those two, and think of the credibility! Hell, if you get even one of them, I'll buy the first ticket.
OK, no Downey Jr. (my lawerys advised against paying in drugs) or Busey, but I've signed some celebrety spokesmen. I got the guy who played the father on ALF (Max Wright), and Charro.
I've also decided to make my multi-state lottery different by mixing up the available numbers. Since most people like to play birthdays I will be offering the numbers 1-31 as well as 1940-2006.
I considered your idea of selling the tickets door to door, but decided on putting them up on ebay instead. That way people will have to bid for the really good number combos.