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Old 04-14-2006, 02:31 PM   #176
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Oh yeah....time for a bump
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:40 PM   #177
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Oh yeah....time for a bump
You've been here less than a month... How the hell did you find this thread?! I guess its status as the "worlds greatest thread" is now universally accepted.
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Old 04-14-2006, 05:35 PM   #178
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Yes, this post is legendary. Time to go see what's new on 'sup bro'
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:06 PM   #179
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Re: My home casino

Just saw this on a myspace poker group. Couldn't resist.

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Subject: POKER HOME GAME INVITE !!!!
I live in Fresno (559) area code and was lookin to get a game goin every saturday or sunday at my place. I was thinking about having three tables,5-10 to a table,$20 tourny fee ,$40 buy in,last at each table plays on final table,and must finish game or forfeit. Beer and snacks takin care of. If your gf/bf wants to come thats cool. I just thought i'd see if there were anyone interested if so go to my profile and leave a message- i'll accept the friend request, just put POKER PAL as a comment. Untill we talk again, ACE'S UP !!
heh. I guess tworooks moved to Fresno? link to myspace page
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Old 04-24-2006, 07:10 PM   #180
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Bump
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:57 PM   #181
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GARY BUSEY and ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.!!!

Busey is the head injury guy and Downey is the addict who played Chaplin. Dang. That's been bugging me ever since my post. Get them to be celebrity spokespeople. Busey is crazy and if you tell him you already paid him and he must have forgot, he'll probably believe you (either that or he will stab you). Downey will work for baggies full of crushed up cold pills cut down with baking soda. You can save a fortune with those two, and think of the credibility! Hell, if you get even one of them, I'll buy the first ticket.
OK, no Downey Jr. (my lawerys advised against paying in drugs) or Busey, but I've signed some celebrety spokesmen. I got the guy who played the father on ALF (Max Wright), and Charro.

I've also decided to make my multi-state lottery different by mixing up the available numbers. Since most people like to play birthdays I will be offering the numbers 1-31 as well as 1940-2006.

I considered your idea of selling the tickets door to door, but decided on putting them up on ebay instead. That way people will have to bid for the really good number combos.
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Old 05-25-2006, 02:28 PM   #182
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This board's been a little slow, time to bump a sure fire attaction!
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Old 05-25-2006, 03:03 PM   #183
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Ya just had to go and do it....you couldn't just let it die?
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Old 05-25-2006, 03:13 PM   #184
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In OOT the "sup bro" thread is consistently bumped on the first page. They seem to be more proud of their gimmick thread. Let's represent home poker with this one!
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Old 05-25-2006, 05:34 PM   #185
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Whoever gets "mod for a day" powers someday... lock this!
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:17 AM   #186
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First of all, dear tworooks, you have to understand that this is VERY illegal and you'll be busted in a few days AND...


Just kidding.
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:06 AM   #187
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Its been too long since its been bumped, Live on two rooks!
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:46 AM   #188
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I never actually read this thread until tonight. Damn, what a classic. "... or a full-on NATIONAL bank...." Priceless.
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:05 PM   #189
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I live in the San Diego area and i am interested in playing at your casino. I would play in 50-100 ring games or 5-10 blackjack. Is your casino still operating, and if so, what is the address/best time to play?
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Old 06-01-2006, 03:10 PM   #190
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I live in the San Diego area and i am interested in playing at your casino. I would play in 50-100 ring games or 5-10 blackjack. Is your casino still operating, and if so, what is the address/best time to play?
Make sure you get the high-roller limo service.
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Old 06-01-2006, 04:06 PM   #191
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HAHAHA I remember this thread. good stuff.
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Old 06-04-2006, 11:36 PM   #192
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Best post ever. Whoever brought this back up is my hero
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Old 06-04-2006, 11:38 PM   #193
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haha, Can I book a room to stay at your hotel as well?
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Old 06-06-2006, 03:43 AM   #194
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How high do you have to play to get the comp'ed fast food? I'm trying to save up enough gold card points for a Jack in the Box.
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Old 06-06-2006, 04:53 AM   #195
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I'm trying to save up enough gold card points for a Jack in the Box.
Pure comedy gold.
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:17 PM   #196
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Best thread ever!! I asked my Mom if I could do the same thing, but she said no. She never lets me do anything! What I really wanted to know is if that guy with the bank in his basement decided to go state or national.
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:21 AM   #197
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Best post ever. Whoever brought this back up is my hero
guess I'm your new hero
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Old 06-07-2006, 10:17 AM   #198
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Make sure you get the high-roller minivan service .
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Old 06-13-2006, 03:33 PM   #199
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Uh-Oh.... almost dropped to page three!


*BUMP*
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:45 PM   #200
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Hilarious!
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