Depends on how you define "funny" I guess... unless I missed some good replies. I stopped reading it part-way in, when it first came out.

I giggle everytime I see this thread.

First, there are serious legal implications that...oh sorry.

-ZEN

Dear two rooks ,

Id love to come to your home casino .
I have loads of cash to burn off. Most of it I got from bad guys such as mexican drug dealers, gang members as well as a few bank robbers. so Im not afraid to lose lots of it.

please drop me a note with all the deatails at my home Mailing Address:

9621 Ridgehaven Court
San Diego, CA 92122

or call me any time Telephone: (858) 974-2295


Bill Gore


Oh yeah you can call me uncle billy

ME!

...very nice, I saw this months ago when it first started, lol.

you would make more money with a whorehouse in your basement

I know some weedhead Gameboy addict is going for the reply record on this, but I just have to be part of the "fun."

You shouldn't just say stuff like "my mom's cool with it" because it ruins any chance of the fantasy being maintained. There is an outside chance this is true, but that would involve your mom spawning with alien lifeforms to create you and your siblings, then eating the others and feeling badly for you.

If you really want to have "fun," do not stop with free drinks and pizza. Get the guys who come over for their "cut" to offer stolen cars in a nighty bad beat jackpot. Have the cops who come over loan out their sidearms for a little basement target practice at $5 a bullet. Get a couple of girls from your high school to come over, get naked and put on a lesbo show next to the high stakes table. Once a week, spice it up by adding a donkey.

You are on the right track. Don't let anyone talk you out of it. If the cash runs dry, pimp your mom.

Wow, this thread is awesome...and inspiring

This post is still active???? Hey tworooks, it's been about 8 months since you started this, any progress? Are you open?

Grounded.

He tried and failed? or what?

I mean really - as long as this thing is opened again - I want some closure damnit!

I can attest. I am one of the mexican drug dealers and happen to also be a gang member who robs banks. Timmer has a large sum of my unethically gained greenbacks, mostly from my drug dealings, but a little from some of my numerous bank heists. This doesn't bother me so much as how Timmer got the money from me by tricking my half-blind and bald sister into giving him one of the white canvas bags, with a big $ sign on the front, to him while pretending to be a jahova witness. But that is neither here, nor there... I still have a couple extra bags of this money and would greatly enjoy joining your game to blow off some of this easily earned cash.

P.s. I am a terrible gambler, but love losing my money. You know what they say, easy come easy go....

Just a wild guess. I think mommy took away the computer.

[quoteJust a wild guess. I think mommy took away the computer.

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... or it got impounded in the raid.

... or it got impounded in the raid.

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Maybe the robbers stole it before the raid took place.... you ever consider that possibility?

That 18424728982 guy pops up every time there is a reference to tworooks. Either it is tworooks or tworooks' only friendin the world....

I want someone to reply with 'helpful' advice...that is always the highlight of the bump.

bump

So his mom and dad are serving the drinks, his lil sister is doing lapdances. Then what is the task of the dog???

This thread will never die.

Chip runner.

Maybe someone should PM the mods and ask it to be locked. Seriously now. HOW OLD IS THIS THING!?!?

Although I don't support bannings in general, I would rather you be banned than this thread be locked.

For every person with a dream and a goal, there are a dozen ready to tear it down. Guess who usually does better though?

Kind of ironic you calling the OP an idiot. Did you read the part of the OP that asked legal issues not be brought up?

Items 1, 3, 4, and 5 can all be handled by simply getting some security.

Item 2 is not in the scope of this discussion.

I have been lurking about the 2+2 forums for some time and just stumbled on this thread today. For my first post, I just want to commend Two Rooks for one of the finest troll posts I have seen in a long time.

I am a bit dissapointed after reading to the end that he didn't post again. *Hats off!*