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Old 11-26-2010, 06:22 PM   #651
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omg wut a orrible idea ****'s illegal kid!
omg this post is like 5 years old
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:24 PM   #652
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Old 12-12-2010, 08:32 PM   #653
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guess kid is back at bk, flippin burgers.
or he arranges mcdonalds-tourney with a first price of a WHOLE big mac menu. uber size, mind you.
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Old 01-07-2011, 04:25 AM   #654
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I just pulled my hamstring. Any suggestions?
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:46 AM   #655
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in before feds set up a sting sending you to prison to work for 25c an hour
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:48 AM   #656
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You will need $40,000 to get this off the ground. $40,012 if you want to buy a Harry Potter DVD to play on your flat-screens in the "casino".
lmao

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Old 01-07-2011, 02:15 PM   #657
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epic bump lol
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:49 PM   #658
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:31 PM   #659
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This thread is a work of art which must be read in its entirety to be fully appreciated. Giving 'cliffs' would be no less of an offense than giving cliffs on The Great Gatsby or Citizen Kane.
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:04 PM   #660
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This thread is a work of art which must be read in its entirety to be fully appreciated. Giving 'cliffs' would be no less of an offense than giving cliffs on The Great Gatsby or Citizen Kane.
This x 40,012
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Old 03-10-2011, 02:07 AM   #661
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:28 PM   #662
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It's been way too long since the last post on here.
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:45 PM   #663
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:03 PM   #664
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After Black Friday TwoRooks does not look so crazy. One of the best threads alltime. Thanks for bumping.
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:26 PM   #665
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After Black Friday TwoRooks does not look so crazy. One of the best threads alltime. Thanks for bumping.
After black friday I was lucky to only have to wait 2 hours for a seat at the 1/2 table.

The bad beat jackpot was a nice touch, the Sams club flashing LED sign was fun to watch, it kept going up a nickle at a time, I was REALLY hoping that between the two tables I would get to witness my first Bad Beat jackpot, but maybe next time. I would have loved to see the guys face when his 4 of a kind gets beat by a straight flush and he wins a whole $5 it would be priceless, definitely comp him a kids meal for that though, esp. if its the batman toys, those are appealing to all ages.

I felt like a perv tipping those dealers though, they were clearly underage, I dont know man, the one was a little heavy and the other had a butter face, so its not like you hired jail bait, but this operation is risky enough as it is, do we really need to add this to the Indian problem?

Your dad is a cool guy, I sat down and watched some married with children with him, damn I love that show. It was the episode where Al and Peggy went on a game show, havent laughed that hard in a long time.

I played a hand with a guy that posts here a lot, couldnt remember his name, but if you read this, you have to tell 2+2 about the hand where it came down duece rag rag and the guy slow played his top pair, but tell him what he said to you after he opened his happy meal, I couldnt hear it but I know it had to be hilarious
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Old 08-10-2011, 11:32 AM   #666
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Old 08-10-2011, 10:21 PM   #667
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OK, to start off I know all of the legal implications of this and whatnot. Don't post if your gonna say how this is illegal.

I want to start my own cardroom type casino at my house. This would be full-on, real casino atmosphere for the players at the comfort of my home. I would provide NL Holdem ring games, as well as a variety of other poker games if demand proves necessary, and Blackjack tables. Also 2-3 nights a week I would be hosting tournaments. I want this to be profitable, so there will be rake and all that good stuff. I will give comps, typically drinks, free fast food, pizza, whatever, for my good customers. Also will sell this kind of stuff on site. I am not sure about getting professional dealers or not, still weighing the pros and cons of that. My questions for you readers: What should my rake structure be like, for say $50, $100, $200 NL ring games? Also, would any of you(San Diego area) be interested. The main problem going for me is Indian Casinos, because why would people come here when the casinos are around. Also, I am a minor. So this could easily just be an outlet for kids my age, but it would be good to get people who play higher limits. Also, there will be some dead money in there because of the fishiness level of some of the people who may be there(rich chaldean kids). So, would anyone in the San Diego area be interested? And if so, what limits would you play? Recomendations(sp?) that would make it feasible for you to want to come and play regularly. Thanks guys.
bad idea. best bet would to hold small sit n goes n charge ur under aged friends entry fees
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Old 08-11-2011, 11:14 AM   #668
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Great thread and I lol'ed at the semi-level practical advice above.
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Old 08-11-2011, 11:15 AM   #669
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great thread, I would rererereread again
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Old 11-12-2011, 04:56 PM   #670
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Old 11-12-2011, 05:48 PM   #671
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Best thread ever. Krantz TR is super awesome
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:48 AM   #672
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I have to admit I laughed pretty damn hard in this thread it was def full of gold,has to be one of the best all time on 2P2
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:39 PM   #673
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It's been a while since someone made a trip report... Come on I know the place probably still runs and probably even expended since it's opening so I'd love to hear how it looks now.
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Old 11-14-2011, 02:23 PM   #674
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It's been a while since someone made a trip report... Come on I know the place probably still runs and probably even expended since it's opening so I'd love to hear how it looks now.
to pay out : spend

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Old 11-14-2011, 04:11 PM   #675
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to pay out : spend

lol
Yeah I made this mistake on purpose...
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