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Old 06-29-2009, 07:29 PM   #576
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illegal card room.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:54 PM   #577
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lol this threads pretty funny.

def not gonna work
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:16 PM   #578
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[x] casino ITT
Just imagining setting within 50 feet of this game churns my stomach.

Last edited by neuroman; 06-29-2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason: could also be the four day old leftovers I ate for dinner
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Old 06-30-2009, 04:03 AM   #579
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lmao looks like a couple of home games I go to

Why they all got their arms crossed? Is it super serial?
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:47 PM   #580
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I cant express on how many different levels this is a bad idea
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:18 PM   #581
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You will need $40,000 to get this off the ground. $40,012 if you want to buy a Harry Potter DVD to play on your flat-screens in the "casino".
hahahahahahahaha
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:15 AM   #582
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Bump?

Man, this thread made me laugh so hard. But in all seriousness, I'd totally hit that game up. Think of all the 14 year olds playing 1/2 with their allowance.
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:30 AM   #583
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lol I remember this, hope it went well op hahaha
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:20 AM   #584
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the legend must not die
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:10 AM   #585
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Choose small contiguous states (think New England, not the Southwest) so you don't have to travel much, and hire people to sell tickets door to door. Telemarketing is passe. Deliver the payouts to the winner in the form of gigantic checks - at least 5 feet by 3 feet, but bigger if possible. Make them try to actually cash the enormous checks.

These things should help your lottery run smoothly. A celebrity spokesperson never hurt either. Start small, like with a local weatherman or morning DJ from your favorite oldies station, then move up to big stars like that guy who fell off his motorcycle and hit his head and went all crazy or the guy who played Charlie Chaplin and then went into rehab about 40 times. I can't remember their names, but they are really famous and they should lend an air of legitimacy to your multistate lottery. Women in bikinis will do if you can't get big stars...just make sure they are passable looking. No fatties. Unless you're in the Midwest, then you might not have a choice.


Just kidding about the Midwest.


Seriously though, no fatties.


Anyway, good luck!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FATTIES
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:38 AM   #586
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Sorry, I couldn't find a picture of an underage idiot.

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Old 09-25-2009, 01:38 AM   #587
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bump this **** imo.
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:34 AM   #588
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I like his enthousiasm
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:33 AM   #589
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You will charge rake, but you don't know about having dealers. HOW can this idea miss?
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:25 AM   #590
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if this ever actually happens (which it won't) it will be robbed within days. some hooded guy with a BB gun will come in, make this 17 year old piss his pants, take the $5.75 profit he made through raking his friends' $25 NL game, shoot him, tie up his dad, f his mom, and leave.

all said and done, don't do it.
i lol hard
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:12 PM   #591
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this thread never gets old, but classic it is!!!
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:23 PM   #592
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bump im an a**hole I know more entertainment pls.
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:26 PM   #593
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alls I gott say is : LOL
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Old 11-10-2009, 07:49 PM   #594
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OP should be 22 yo now. I wonder how it turned out. In my city some 20 yo's tried establishing poker rooms with 1/2 and 2/5 NL games and were shortly taken over by the mafia. The kids claimed they were "merged"... right, for a 100-0% profit sharing. There is something called "protection", where you give all of your profits to "protection" and you get to keep a small cut. That way you don't get robbed or anything.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:03 PM   #595
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OP should be 22 yo now. I wonder how it turned out. In my city some 20 yo's tried establishing poker rooms with 1/2 and 2/5 NL games and were shortly taken over by the mafia. The kids claimed they were "merged"... right, for a 100-0% profit sharing. There is something called "protection", where you give all of your profits to "protection" and you get to keep a small cut. That way you don't get robbed or anything.
Thanks for telling us what protection from the mafia means
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:54 PM   #596
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Thanks for telling us what protection from the mafia means
lol @ quote and this thread never dieing!!!
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:25 AM   #597
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never read this before, ty for the bumps
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:27 AM   #598
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i still don't understand tho, i know this was origionally in some other forum(s), but now that it's here, is it on the basis of being a brag, beat, or variance?
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Old 11-11-2009, 02:36 AM   #599
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i still don't understand tho, i know this was origionally in some other forum(s), but now that it's here, is it on the basis of being a brag, beat, or variance?
This was one of the classic threads in Home Poker IIRC.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:55 AM   #600
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This was one of the classic threads in 2+2 ever IIRC.
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