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Old 11-27-2008, 05:11 PM   #551
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bump this thread this is absolutely hysterical
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:33 PM   #552
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:17 PM   #553
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cliffs on this thread jesus this is old
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:22 PM   #554
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just noticed op is banned. joined along time ago and had not mny posts in relation to time as a member.

cliff notes on why he was banned
this thread
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Old 11-28-2008, 02:56 PM   #555
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WTF is a Chaldean?
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Old 11-28-2008, 05:56 PM   #556
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sounds illegal man
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Old 12-13-2008, 12:41 PM   #557
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hi tw0r00ks
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Old 12-13-2008, 01:05 PM   #558
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Any suggestions on how to find the underground card rooms? For about 3 years I've asked around during travels and the only ones I hear about are in NY. The ones in NY are even friend of a friend situations, I've been trying to find someone who can take me to one and that never even works out.

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Old 12-13-2008, 01:08 PM   #559
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I know this topic has been covered pretty thoroughly, but I just couldn't resist this comedic gem.

First I wouldn't worry about REAL CASINOS taking business away from your parents living room, I mean your "casino"...

Also everyone knows how cheap it is to start one up. (maybe $125 right guys?.....)

If I were a dealer and had to choose between working for a legitimate casino and working for some kid in high school I would definitely go for the latter.

And even if it does cost more than your allowance to start a casino I'm sure you could just find all the fish in the area and take their rolls because you sound like a shark. So it sounds like you have a plan. When is the grand opening? Next week? I assume it won't take very long to get your idea off the ground.

By the way, shouldn't you be doing your homework instead of reading this post right now?

where the hell is the comedic gem?
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:07 AM   #560
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whatever came of tworooks?
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:13 AM   #561
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whatever came of tworooks?
played Bobby Baldwin HU and won and became CEO of Bellagio
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:29 AM   #562
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:14 AM   #563
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good idea but be careful..I did the same thing for awhile and someone ended up getting shot in the leg
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:20 AM   #564
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good idea but be careful..I did the same thing for awhile and someone ended up getting shot in the leg
photos or it didnt happen
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:36 AM   #565
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photos or it didnt happen
I was to far under the table to take a photo
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:04 PM   #566
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I actually ran my own cardroom for a few months. Tried to do it as a legit business, but in the end it got shut down. The way we did rake was one of two way. Option one was that each player would pay a $5 house fee every half hour when the new dealer arrived. Option two was that every player on the button would post a $3 button fee. Obviously theres a third option where u would just rake the pots, but that was not an option for us. The most profitable way to make money is doing the $5/half hour, because an average dealer will get out about 13 hands per half hour. If u rake $3 a hand, ur only making $39. Also if you running split pot games, you geet out even less hands. Bad thing about doing a $5 half hour fee, it sometimes entices players to leave, and you obviously make more money if they stay. By doing a rake per hand, people dont mind the rake b/c they jus won the pot, or they jus lost the pot, either way, they dont notice the $3 rake. By making players pay by time, when they plan on leaving, then tecd to jus finish the half an hour, and 3 players will get up and bounce at the same time. Starting out, i would just do a regular rake, but if you get to the point where you get 3-4 tables, i would leave it up to the players. Also, u need to get dealers. U want competant ones, b/c the more hands they get out, the more you make. Great thing about that is you dont even need to pay for your dealer. In some cases, u can actually make your dealers pay you, b/c on a busy night, they will walk out with $400+ easy. Also, if you plan on doing this, i highly recommend security, or at least a big ***** with a gun. Places like these r likely to get robbed. Ummmm..... custom chips r a must. Like i said, i opened one of these up and i kinda know how to run it. But super illegal. I got shut down cuz the indians didnt like it. But if ur really goiong 4 it, good luck. I wouldnt recomend it.
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:25 PM   #567
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[x] casino ITT
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Old 04-26-2009, 04:42 PM   #568
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:16 AM   #569
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I wish 2p2 would unban tworooks.

tworooks, due to his SN, I believe is a chess player.

I'm sure he would enjoy the new chess forum as well.

Tworooks, we hardly knew thee.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:02 AM   #570
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:21 AM   #571
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i love how this thread keeps getting bumped
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:32 AM   #572
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nobody brought up boiler room yet? He got this idea from boiler room.

This thread make anyone feel like dancing in their underwear ala risky business?

I'm dancing in my underwear...

right now.
I thought THIS and was shocked to have to wait this long to see someone point it out

OP should do like the nerdy phone salesman in BR and just sell news papers

here's a quote from that classic doosh movie w/ Ben Afflak that will serve you well

Chris Varick: Hey, kid, get the **** outa here.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:25 AM   #573
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i am looking to take a trip to tworooks game and have a couple questions.
1) is his sister hot/easy?
2) do they take monopoly money
3) do the donkeys stab you when u take their monies
4) i'm not a big fan of jack in the box, do they comp arbys
5) do they spread any cockfights and/or midget wrestling
6) do they have a bbj? maybe i'll get a handjob from tworooks mom when a 14yr old with adhd beats my quad aces with 25o sf on the river
7) lol tworooksisamoronicdouchebagidiot******forthinkinga nyonewillevertakehimseriousaments
1) no / yes
2) no one takes Canadian money
3) they don't stab you, but they DO shoot you with their super soakers
4) with all the news about how bad fast food is for you these days, two rooks mom cooks all the comped meals these days... I hope you like Tofu!
5) don't be a depraved sicko... jeeze, can no one be serious?
6) they do have a bad beat jackpot. you and a friend get 5 minutes in the closet with grandpa
7) don't hate the player. hate the game.
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:21 PM   #574
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wow i can see this in my head and its hilarious, a bunch of little kids sitting on phonebooks playing NLHE watchin harry potter on flatscreens and drinkin sherley temples with their happy meals
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:00 PM   #575
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