heath ledger is a dealer in my home casino

I can't believe you even think this is a good idea. Besides the fact that your parents will go to jail even though they're "cool with it", what about when you lose your friends when they lose in your casino? It doesn't matter that a gambler loses his money by his own will, a gambler will always project his losses on someone or something else so that he doesn't have to accept responsibility for the loss. If your friends are losing at your place, they know that you're in charge of it and they will then turn their sour attitude towards you, destroying years and years of friendship...over what? Over losing to someone else? Think about this man, there's so many effects that go unseen, it's really not worth it on so many levels.

I see what you did there...

this kids like 30 now? no?

i love good bumps of old threads, its jus unfortunate some threads get bumped on a monthly basis and i have no time to forget about them.

I'm sorry you don't have time to forget about old threads. I try to set aside some time every day for forgetin' stuff. Good for the soul.

So was it a success or what?

yes

I live in San Diego and I really thought our school system produced better.

Boiler Room ftw.

Best thread ever.

He has parlayed his home casino into 3 new casino resorts on the Las Vegas strip opening in 2010.

also runs Cake Poker from high school computer lab between classes

Legendary bump but wasn't this originally in Home Poker?

Yep, it was pretty infamous in its original location. Not sure when it got moved here.

Turned into a brag when he made millions of dollars raking 50nL.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 ($4.80)
MP3 ($52.75)
CO ($25)
Button ($43)
SB ($13.60)
Hero ($53.75)
UTG ($6.60)
UTG+1 ($30.35)
MP1 ($23.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
5 folds, CO raises to $1, 1 fold, SB raises to $13.6, Hero calls $13.35, CO folds.

Flop: ($28.20) A, T, 7 (2 players)

Turn: ($28.20) 7 (2 players)

River: ($28.20) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $28.20

This made me laugh soooooo hard

Prison?

comparing Prison to County Jail is like saying you once banged Jessica Alba when really you banged some random drunk chick with brunette hair at a fraternity party

Not sure what you're trying to do here, but it's one of two things:

1) You're an idiot and you posted in the wrong thread;

or

2) You're just an idiot.

Option #2 imo.

this is a bbv story

beat:he would have made more if sb didnt donk shove short stack. CO comes for the ride otherwise.
Brag: flopped top set to boat
Variance: the donk push

Call this man a prophet.

If you're drunk enough, same thing IMO. So just stay wasted in prison/county jail.

i think its a great idea and ill be there if one of my friends did it

do you have spiritual massage with full release?

the new folks don't understand the epicness of this thread