My home casino - Page 12 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Around here there is supposed to be this game that runs regularly inside a moving RV. They use the rake to pay for the gas and the driver. The cool thing is they can pick up new players, drop players off, and are always on the move, which makes it harder to bust.

Just a guess, but does the license plate read 2ROOKS?

Quote

08-26-2006 , 02:13 PM

#277

Richter

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 269

Quote:

I just want to be part of the greatness before this thread dies.

it will never die.

Quote

09-08-2006 , 01:33 AM

#278

Biggle10

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,993

So did two rooks hedge the steelers bet?

Quote

09-09-2006 , 11:09 PM

#279

sweetjazz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,234

Don't know if this is good or bad to add to this thread, but a perusal of tworooks' other posts revealed this little nugget.

Quote

09-10-2006 , 03:24 AM

#280

IronDragon1

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,763

Quote:

Don't know if this is good or bad to add to this thread, but a perusal of tworooks' other posts revealed this little nugget.

Wow-it's been almost a year since Lucas9000 stopped posting. Where does the time go?

Quote

09-13-2006 , 03:59 PM

#281

Vuron00

adept

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,061

I can't believe this thread is still going. I must be getting old because I remember the day this thing started.

Thanks to Rosencrantz on a wonderful TR... hadn't seen that, yet.

Quote

09-13-2006 , 04:08 PM

#282

Rosencrantz1

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 438

Quote:

Thanks to Rosencrantz on a wonderful TR... hadn't seen that, yet.

Appreciate it.

Quote

09-14-2006 , 08:12 PM

#283

TomBrooks

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,587

Quote:

you would make more money with a whorehouse in your basement

Two Rooks: Start a combination cardroom and whorehouse if you have the room. Maybe add chess and backgammon on the side.

Quote

09-15-2006 , 10:06 AM

#284

nuts

adept

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 869

Quote:

you would make more money with a whorehouse in your basement

Two Rooks: Start a combination cardroom and whorehouse if you have the room. Maybe add chess and backgammon on the side.

you could comp the whores with fast food.

Quote

09-18-2006 , 11:31 PM

#285

Panhunter

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5

BUMP

Quote

09-19-2006 , 11:54 AM

#286

pocketse7ens

adept

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,189

lol, awesome.

Quote

09-19-2006 , 11:23 PM

#287

Olin Prefleup

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 338

tworooks NEEDS a custom title

Quote

09-21-2006 , 08:31 AM

#288

gostros

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 75

God you are stupid. Don't you know that these types of games are ILLEGAL!

it took me so damm long to read that thread that I had to say something...lame as it was...

Quote

09-27-2006 , 10:06 PM

#289

jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,830

woah gotta save this

Quote

09-27-2006 , 11:25 PM

#290

AbreuTime

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,912

Dude, this is a terrible idea. You will definitely get in trouble for it. I mean, is your mom really cool with it? I doubt she’ll be cool with a bunch of kids illegally gambling all hours of the night in her basement. And I wonder what she’ll think when the cops bust in. And good luck getting your buddies to pony up $200 for a NL game night after night, paying loads of rake, because no one over 20 will be coming to your "casino". Btw, do you have any idea the kind of player base it takes to keep a card game running? The answer is, no, you have no clue, because you're 17.

Quote

09-28-2006 , 12:10 AM

#291

jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,830

Quote:

lol, the first time poster bit..hehe, either way happy b-day dude

Quote

10-01-2006 , 05:43 PM

#292

pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 32,185

Has anyone else heard the rumor about the new show "Live at the TwoRooks"?

Quote

10-01-2006 , 09:56 PM

#293

Sir P

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 40

if you guys didn't know, his casino has been up and running for about 5 months now. I've been there.

so far, after subtracting the cost of fast food and robberies, he made a nice $18 profit

Quote

10-02-2006 , 04:48 PM

#294

Al6Jets18

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 212

haha, so did this end up working out?

Quote

10-02-2006 , 10:04 PM

#295

recondite7

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,971

With party poker ceasing US operations tworooks casino is going to become the #1 poker room in the USA.

Quote

10-04-2006 , 08:24 PM

#296

nima63

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 29

Rake the games and keep the game friendly. People will come back and you will never get in trouble.

Dont get greedy and you'll be fine.

Run blackjack only if you have a BIG bankroll or you gonna rig the deck.

Definitly run a 3 card poker table.

When raking, have a closed case to put the rake and empty it every 15 min.

Don't pay the dealers. Let them make money from the tips. They'll do just fine.

Cheers,
Nima