I have two questions.
1-What is the legality of gambling in CA in general?
2- (to the guy starting his own casino), how do you keep it safe and away from police? they only need one person to play there and confirm you running ilegal casino.


Cheers,

First you're going to need a celebrity endorser. An undisputed worldwide poker champion. Maybe from 1998. One who perhaps could act as a prop when not making money elsewhere. I suggest Bill Fillmaff

Then you're going to need awesome security. So awesome that the cops could raid the place and security could just flip out and like kill them with nunchucks and make out with some sweet ladies. Go with Ninjas

Then your casino will be bragable.

how the hell does tworooks not have a custom title by now?

you were so right...even early on in the thread...

I believe he is

Barron of
All
Noobs

Or some equally derrogatory term,

HOLY CRAP!!! Yhis is truly the thread that will never die. It shall live eternal!

Hopefully this thread will reach 100k views!

I want my 10 minutes back!

This never got off the ground, Tworooks got banned months ago, and there were less than half a dozen entertaining posts in this thread!

Add one more to the number of views. This is the first post I saw on this site. I hope the others are just as entertaining.

Yes, but we'll always have the moronic dream...

That's sad.

Suggestion: Rake for limit games, do a typic $5 or $6 dollar time collection every 28 minutes for the NL games.

Have someone who has the cash act as the house for the fisrt few sessions for the gambling games, you dont need to spend all that overhead to have a guy walk in first night a make a killing on the BJ tables. So build your own wad before you assume the house, even if it means just having Poker for the first month.

Also only employ people willing to work for tips. They are all out there, and you can even take 15% from your good dealers.

lol

so did this casino ever open? haha, I'm going to stop by next time I'm in SD

Fantastic, I took like a year break from 2+2 and this thread is still going. Well done.

lol

Same here.

Anyone who has crapped on this thread previously or in the future should be banned. Best thread ever.

I didnt want to read this whole thing, but after the first couple posts I couldnt help myself.

oh and btw, my 12 yr old cousin just became a professional pimp/hitman. so, if interested, send me a PM and I'll give you his number

Wow sounds like he'll be busy, it's a well known fact that pimpin ain't easy, nor, I assume, is "hitting."

Cody

At this point, the first human communication that extraterrestrials find from Earth will be this thread.

And then they'd blow up the world. And they would be right.

I very sincerly hope that in 1000 years, if several world wars and numerous bombs causeing numerous electronic information destroying electromagnetic pulses occur, future historians will revel in the fact that priceless pieces of history, namely Leeroy Jenkins videos and a transcript of this thread.

Cody

the 8th post in this thread was

'I predict this will become the greatest topic of all time.'

that was over a year ago

My thoughts exactly.

I just want to be part of the greatness before this thread dies.

If the idea of having the game in the house doesnt go over too well, consider having a small shed put on your property or renting a tent from a party supply store.

Around here there is supposed to be this game that runs regularly inside a moving RV. They use the rake to pay for the gas and the driver. The cool thing is they can pick up new players, drop players off, and are always on the move, which makes it harder to bust.

The ultimate home game, if you had the money, would be on a cabin cruiser or yacht in international waters. I dont think busting poker games at sea is too high on the Coast Guard's list of priorities.

If it does get busted, you could just throw all the gambling equipment overboard.

Coast Guard Officer #1: "That's a really nice vessel we are approaching."

Coast Guard Officer #2: "Wait, WTF are they doing?"

Coast Guard Officer #1: "I think four guys just threw a sweet poker table overboard"

Coast Guard Officer #2: "Shall we fine them for litering?"

Coast Guard Officer #1: "Nah, let's wait until they pass on, so we can fish it out for our weekly home game."

-J