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Old 06-27-2006, 06:13 AM   #226
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running?
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:38 AM   #227
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lmao, of course not.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:04 PM   #228
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running?
Ummmm hello, trip report like 2 posts up, my lord.

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Old 06-27-2006, 11:18 PM   #229
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running?
Ummmm hello, trip report like 2 posts up, my lord.

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my lord, wtf is this is 1400's?
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:15 PM   #230
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No it is the 2000's...
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Old 06-30-2006, 05:30 AM   #231
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yawn.

funny stuff.
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Old 06-30-2006, 04:46 PM   #232
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading.
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Old 07-02-2006, 06:01 AM   #233
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/me just got the 1400's crack on like the 15th reading.
Now that you mention it me too - thought it was a reference to sarcasm level first time through...
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Old 07-04-2006, 04:13 PM   #234
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You are my new favorite person on the forum.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:51 PM   #235
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Find some coke dealers and hookers, have them hang around the "bar" area every night. Now you got yourself a casino.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:58 PM   #236
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Did the OP's casino ever get up & running?
Yeah it did but Harrah's bought it.
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:44 PM   #237
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5 poker tables: $3000
surveillance equipment: $2000
custom chips and cards: $3000
hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300
5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000

watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:41 PM   #238
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5 poker tables: $3000
surveillance equipment: $2000
custom chips and cards: $3000
hundreds of dollar menu items from mcdonalds: $300
5 poker dealers: $10 per hour * 20 hrs per week * 5 = $1000

watching the latest report on the 11 o'clock news about a 15 year old kid getting busted, jailed, and grounded for life for running a casino out of his house: priceless
Ummmm you obviously missed the part where he said his parents are COOL with it. Learn to read.

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Old 07-05-2006, 11:05 PM   #239
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If you have a big enough house, you can build a buffet upstairs and even give out comps to your regular players. Have your mom do all the cooking. I'm sure she'll love that.

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Old 07-08-2006, 06:08 PM   #240
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So what happens when the first day you're open someone goes on a sick blackjack heater and you can't pay him?
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:08 PM   #241
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Well I just returned from SD for my brothers wedding, and let me tell you, Tworooks has hit the gold mine! I pulled up to this large house (about 3 stories) and parked my 2001 chevy impala between a benze and a jaguar. I walked inside to be greeted by the bouncer, who just arrived after getting off his greeter shift at wal-mart. I walked through the kitchen to get to the basement..I mean casino/cardroom stairs and as i entered the "casino" I saw 2 tables up, one being 200 NLHE, and 3/6 limit. There was a blackjack table open oferring 5-10 and 50-100 if everyone voted for it. I sat down at the BJ table and slammed a grand down and bet the max, 100. I got blackjack. Then this rude patron started screaming about how this game was rigged. He was about 12 and had way too many mike's hard lemonades, so the bouncer was called down and after 20 minutes of hime trying to get down the stairs, he escorted the patron out of the building, and as he pulled out of his parking spot he scratched my car with his jaguar.
After that ordeal I went over to the 200NLHE table and sat down for the max. I got dealt AKs on the BB (first hand) and this kid opens for a raise of about $12. I call, The flop comes AKK. I check and he goes all-in for $324 and i call. He flips over KK. I grab the deck and realize it was a pinochle deck. I flip a rage and flip the table over spewing chips everywhere. The bouncer hobbles up to me and starts whacking me with his cane. I take him and smash his face into the blackjack table and then run. Tworook's dad cuts me off at the door in his underwear, a wifebeater, and an army helmet holding a fireplace poker. I turn around and dart out the back door. when I make it to my car I notice that tworooks was running after me, so I slash the benze tires and off I went. Oh and on the way out, I noticed the there were a bunch of old/middle aged people playing keno in the dining room. I would strongly recomend steering clear of this establishment.

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Old 07-13-2006, 12:47 AM   #242
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Well I just returned from SD for my brothers wedding, and let me tell you, Tworooks has hit the gold mine! I pulled up to this large house (about 3 stories) and parked my 2001 chevy impala between a benze and a jaguar. I walked inside to be greeted by the bouncer, who just arrived after getting off his greeter shift at wal-mart. I walked through the kitchen to get to the basement..I mean casino/cardroom stairs and as i entered the "casino" I saw 2 tables up, one being 200 NLHE, and 3/6 limit. There was a blackjack table open oferring 5-10 and 50-100 if everyone voted for it. I sat down at the BJ table and slammed a grand down and bet the max, 100. I got blackjack. Then this rude patron started screaming about how this game was rigged. He was about 12 and had way too many mike's hard lemonades, so the bouncer was called down and after 20 minutes of hime trying to get down the stairs, he escorted the patron out of the building, and as he pulled out of his parking spot he scratched my car with his jaguar.
After that ordeal I went over to the 200NLHE table and sat down for the max. I got dealt AKs on the BB (first hand) and this kid opens for a raise of about $12. I call, The flop comes AKK. I check and he goes all-in for $324 and i call. He flips over KK. I grab the deck and realize it was a pinochle deck. I flip a rage and flip the table over spewing chips everywhere. The bouncer hobbles up to me and starts whacking me with his cane. I take him and smash his face into the blackjack table and then run. Tworook's dad cuts me off at the door in his underwear, a wifebeater, and an army helmet holding a fireplace poker. I turn around and dart out the back door. when I make it to my car I notice that tworooks was running after me, so I slash the benze tires and off I went. Oh and on the way out, I noticed the there were a bunch of old/middle aged people playing keno in the dining room. I would strongly recomend steering clear of this establishment.

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Thanks for the update.
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Old 07-13-2006, 08:45 AM   #243
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Nicely done
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:19 PM   #244
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Is there sports betting here?
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Old 07-21-2006, 07:28 PM   #245
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Is there sports betting here?
I wanted to place a bet on the World Cup when I was there a couple weeks ago. Tworooks said the only sports betting they can handle is 'Gerbil fighting'. They were short on gerbils at the time because apparently Tworooks had a "wild night" the night before. Not sure what that means??
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:02 PM   #246
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tworooks for mod !
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Old 07-21-2006, 10:27 PM   #247
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This thread is 1 year 3 months old...

JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY!!!
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:57 PM   #248
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Yeah but if you're running late don't think you can just phone your bet in, that's against the law and Tworooks knows it.

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Old 07-21-2006, 11:59 PM   #249
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Does not compute?!?

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Old 07-23-2006, 08:34 PM   #250
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i always wander into home poker every month or so to bump this thread for those who haven't read it. Since it was first posted, I have never had to bump it cause it's always first page
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