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11-11-2009 , 09:00 AM
im not sure if the kids serious or not.. there is no possible way this will work. u will get caught imo gl anyway
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12-14-2009 , 11:32 AM
wow, can you beleive this post was made roughly 5 years ago and its still going!!!

i randomly stumbled on this forum by chance, let alone the site! i thot this was the funnyest thing ever!!!

i had to make my own account just to post on this thing :] i ready all 41 pages it was that amazing!
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12-14-2009 , 01:19 PM
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if you are actually going to do this, just don't let it get too big. only let your close(r) friends know about it. and definately don't let blackjack and table games in there, just start a cardroom. I knew a guy who ran a cardroom (four casino style tables, professional dealers, custom paulsons, free drinks etc.) three or four nights a week. he was lucky enough to live in a pretty secluded place so he didn't have to worry about all the cars parked in front of his place and he never had any problems with police. he was making about $500 a night in rake after all the expenses. one night he ran a roulette table and lost over 8k and had to sell all of his tables and random stuff in his cardroom to pay off his debts to the people he owed after that. so, anyway, just have card tables and don't worry about comping hookers. but, this can definately be fun and profitable if you don't let it get too big and don't get greedy.
wouldnt do it for just one.
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12-14-2009 , 06:03 PM
A+ ******
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12-14-2009 , 06:04 PM
cannot beleive i just read almost half of this thread, tbh.
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12-14-2009 , 06:54 PM
America at its finest.
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12-14-2009 , 07:07 PM
epic thread made
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12-15-2009 , 08:10 PM
unban 2rocks
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12-15-2009 , 10:19 PM
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unban 2rooks
hhmmm what he get banned for!! I would love to hear about what he is doing today.
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12-16-2009 , 12:13 AM
i want closure ITT
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12-16-2009 , 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by thebrokenone
All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Here is a young man looking to start a business w/ his mom's permission and you are giving him a hard time about it? I mean... if his mom says it's all right and his rich friends are going to help fund it, who are you all to ridicule him?

tworooks -- don't listen to them, just go ahead w/ it. I read an article this morning that said Michael Jackson likes to play cards w/ kids, but be careful, it said he's a real hustler. So maybe he would drive down to SD and play?
too soon
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02-10-2010 , 08:16 PM
damn tworooks hope u still out there grindin' dogg
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02-10-2010 , 08:52 PM
he actually works for commerce as the assitant director for low stakes room, pretty nice guy also
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02-14-2010 , 03:01 AM
lol hey guys
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02-25-2010 , 02:17 AM
I just read this entire thread and let me just say -

Thank you Al Gore. If you had never invented the internet, I would have never gotten to experience the 41 pages of pure amazingness that was a thread started by a 17 year old who thought he could run his own casino in his mom's basement.

I applaud everyone who contributed to make this thread the single greatest thing on the internet. Even Maddox would be jealous.
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02-25-2010 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by tworooks
OK, to start off I know all of the legal implications of this and whatnot. Don't post if your gonna say how this is illegal.

I want to start my own cardroom type casino at my house. This would be full-on, real casino atmosphere for the players at the comfort of my home. I would provide NL Holdem ring games, as well as a variety of other poker games if demand proves necessary, and Blackjack tables. Also 2-3 nights a week I would be hosting tournaments. I want this to be profitable, so there will be rake and all that good stuff. I will give comps, typically drinks, free fast food, pizza, whatever, for my good customers. Also will sell this kind of stuff on site. I am not sure about getting professional dealers or not, still weighing the pros and cons of that. My questions for you readers: What should my rake structure be like, for say $50, $100, $200 NL ring games? Also, would any of you(San Diego area) be interested. The main problem going for me is Indian Casinos, because why would people come here when the casinos are around. Also, I am a minor. So this could easily just be an outlet for kids my age, but it would be good to get people who play higher limits. Also, there will be some dead money in there because of the fishiness level of some of the people who may be there(rich chaldean kids). So, would anyone in the San Diego area be interested? And if so, what limits would you play? Recomendations(sp?) that would make it feasible for you to want to come and play regularly. Thanks guys.
Dude, I could give a f&ck if it's illegal or not, DO NOT DO THIS. I don't care who you think your clientele is going to be. You will have people showing up and getting in that you absolutely do not want. The only way that anything like this can work is if the proprietor has an absolute monopoly on violence in and around the establishment. Legitimate casinos with government approval have a very good way of assuring that monopoly. Illegal casinos/cardrooms, ALMOST ALWAYS BACKED OR APPROVED BY A WELL FUNDED CRIMINAL ELEMENT, also have ways of assuring it.

How do you plan on assuring it?

In summary, this idea is INSANELY STUPID.
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02-25-2010 , 03:41 AM
And it still continues....
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02-25-2010 , 06:21 AM
Does you give bj's or does your mom?
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02-25-2010 , 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gwopy
Dude, I could give a f&ck if it's illegal or not, DO NOT DO THIS. I don't care who you think your clientele is going to be. You will have people showing up and getting in that you absolutely do not want. The only way that anything like this can work is if the proprietor has an absolute monopoly on violence in and around the establishment. Legitimate casinos with government approval have a very good way of assuring that monopoly. Illegal casinos/cardrooms, ALMOST ALWAYS BACKED OR APPROVED BY A WELL FUNDED CRIMINAL ELEMENT, also have ways of assuring it.

How do you plan on assuring it?

In summary, this idea is INSANELY STUPID.
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Does you give bj's or does your mom?
he's been banned for a few years now!!!!
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02-25-2010 , 10:51 AM
I remember this thread from back in the day ... still awesome.
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03-27-2010 , 10:42 AM
Is this card room still open? Do they spread fixed limit?
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03-27-2010 , 01:11 PM
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And maybe his little sister and her friends could do lap dances.
Pics of sister or GTFO
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04-16-2010 , 08:12 PM
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Is this card room still open? Do they spread fixed limit?
All the mid-stakes broke down. Now they just spread $2/4 and $150/300.
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04-16-2010 , 08:42 PM
I was just thinking about this thread the other day. Tworooks was chodezilla right?
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04-16-2010 , 08:45 PM
^^ we do not talk about chodezilla...
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