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08-27-2009 , 05:39 AM

#76

krazy9096

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[x] meh

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08-27-2009 , 05:45 AM

#77

gguk2008

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LOL @ niggedy nuts

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08-27-2009 , 06:36 AM

#78

King Niche

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I have known Bob quite a long time and even though he's a pressure cooker to be around hes had my back in the poker world when everyone else was trying to felt me. I would do pretty much anything for him..and yes..larry longlegs does have AIM if you want it let me know..

keep grind on the mind and keep playing poker to keep the wolf from the door

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09-05-2009 , 11:36 PM

#79

JackM

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 846

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Originally Posted by King Niche

Bob is losing his damn mind. He's gone a downswing and lost half his net worth and now he's talking all crazy-tilted

Bob Wire (00:05:25): think i might
Bob Wire (00:05:29): buy 2000 lottery tickets this week
Bob Wire (00:05:33): 325$ million dollar prize pool
Bob Wire (00:05:35): :O
King Niche (00:05:43): WTF. -ev. That's half my money dont be a crotch monkey.
Bob Wire (00:05:51): would be epic bink
Bob Wire (00:05:51): haha
Bob Wire (00:05:57): i would do it just for the bbv post
Bob Wire (00:06:08): PUTTING NET WORTH INTO THE MEGGA MILLIONS LOTTERY
King Niche (00:06:11): I've got grind on the mind not bingo on the balls
Bob Wire (00:06:15): Pussy
King Niche (00:06:22): Go bet on a blind dog i'll be here snap callin these regs and putting in work like you should be doing
Bob Wire (00:06:25): haha Pick me 5 numbers and a mega ball niche
King Niche (00:06:28): ...
Bob Wire (00:06:30): haha relax ffs, i'm about to play 12 90 mans
King Niche (00:06:41): good
Bob Wire (00:06:51): you always thinking of poker and nothing else thats your problem
King Niche (00:06:53): Poker is all i've got
Bob Wire (00:06:55): you got me havent you? and you are damn lucky too cus I think these young boys are starting to overtake you. Might have to look for a new team member
King Niche (00:06:59): I am the team

+5

hahah great chat log

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09-05-2009 , 11:49 PM

#80

Tassmasterman

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 171

I can imagine his sad eyes and the dramatic voice when he ships and say "hope we go busto"

beat: im like bob =(

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09-06-2009 , 12:51 AM

#81

Nonfiction

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meh

B-

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09-06-2009 , 01:10 AM

#82

Boonce

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tl;dr pics next time.. ;<

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09-06-2009 , 01:20 AM

#83

robreardon6

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i just finished an 11 hour MTT session and This plus the Grav bong made me lol so hard.

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09-06-2009 , 01:41 AM

#84

gigabet77

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well done, will read again

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09-06-2009 , 02:38 AM

#85

KID ROCK ROCK

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rotmfnflmgdaooooooo

i <3 this dood

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09-06-2009 , 08:55 PM

#86

Otto Gott

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Originally Posted by King Niche

King Niche (00:06:11): I've got grind on the mind not bingo on the balls

nice

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09-06-2009 , 09:08 PM

#87

Spurious

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Originally Posted by King Niche

King Niche (00:06:11): I've got grind on the mind not bingo on the balls

instant epic imo

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09-06-2009 , 09:35 PM

#88

schundler

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"I've Got Grind on the Mind, Not Bingo on the Balls" - new t-shirt slogan?

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09-06-2009 , 09:46 PM

#89

UFO1947

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Wow another gem

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09-06-2009 , 09:53 PM

#90

kelnel

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links to the other threads king niche wrote plizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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09-06-2009 , 10:29 PM

#91

GMINTZ

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Bob Wire (00:37:37): god
Bob Wire (00:37:40): i got bit by a spider last night
Bob Wire (00:37:57): on my left hand, on the bottom/right side of my thumb
Bob Wire (00:38:06): where the thumb connects to the hand
Bob Wire (00:38:26): itching it like a mofo but it doesnt help
Bob Wire (00:39:55): sniped me while i was playing 3/6
Bob Wire (00:39:58): on my porch

I don't know why but i found this hilarious.

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my dad always said let a fiery poker player bleed and burn, let them feel their own piss boiling in their kidneys, let them foam at the lips, let them holler and smash and curse themselves and fire-poke a rabid-prossy in a backstreet pull her putrid panties to the side after a 1 outer..all poker players must go through this Niche..Then one day they will awaken and become fearless assasins of the felt hardened by the ice- winds of variance that go gusting through their veins.. your biggest enemy becomes your friend and it starts to print you cash money..and thats why we grind so hard that we take the color off the card

This should be my motto

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09-07-2009 , 10:07 PM

#92

Spurious

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Originally Posted by kelnel

links to the other threads king niche wrote plizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

are you dumb? find other threads started by king niche ldo...

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09-30-2009 , 09:54 PM

#93

thedoctor

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think this might be my favourite king niche post

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09-30-2009 , 11:27 PM

#94

Sharer

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 139

"he has been banned from 2 casinos once for violence and verbal harrasment and the other time for sexual deviance i believe he was caught being a peeper looking down an asian broads top with a Twin-D rack..we were all looking but Bob Managed to drop a chip down her cleavage and tried to get it back even after she started screaming..he had his hand right in her bra he got very mad "stay still you dumb viet-cong. give me my damn chip and take deez niggedy-nuts"... we were all in shock...it was all on cctv.."

LOL!!!!

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09-30-2009 , 11:58 PM

#95

I'm Old Greg

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Originally Posted by IgrindMICROS

1st page king niche thread

fail

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10-01-2009 , 12:25 AM

#96

Todoshok

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bob wire is ziigmunds cousin from alabama

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10-01-2009 , 12:53 AM

#97

Francis_MH

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I have a feeling "Bob Wire" is Niche's own Tyler Durden.

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10-01-2009 , 01:56 AM

#98

Drewlius

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Originally Posted by King Niche

I wish I knew what to say to Bob.. my dad always said let a fiery poker player bleed and burn, let them feel their own piss boiling in their kidneys, let them foam at the lips, let them holler and smash and curse themselves and fire-poke a rabid-prossy in a backstreet pull her putrid panties to the side after a 1 outer..all poker players must go through this Niche..Then one day they will awaken and become fearless assasins of the felt hardened by the ice- winds of variance that go gusting through their veins.. your biggest enemy becomes your friend and it starts to print you cash money..and thats why we grind so hard that we take the color off the cards....I never forgot that...

Absolutely love this.