i'd be so pissed if i staked someone and they shoved with J 7.

poetry

One night he called me at 4am just to say he had
changed his country to romania on full tilt and that the panda was no
longer working out..


Hahhahahaha

EPIC.. all it needed was theme music.

This is the best yet

Why do you keep staking someone who blows up like this? I find it quite horrendous that you don't advise this friend to seek some sort of psychiatric evaluation based on this destructive, reoccurring behavior. Shame on you for exploiting him on this post rather than doing the latter King Niche. Some people just have no class these days.

Today I went full on monkey tilt when I filled the juice jar while grinding 1/2. I tell my stupid girlfriend that it's her job to pour out the juice jar when I fill it, but the ***ch refuses to listen. I get so mad I hurled the juice jar and missed the ***ches head by inches. because of her stupid lazy ass I proceed to lose 5 buyins in 15 minutes. When the monkey screams, you get the fu&^ out of it's way, so I quit poker again.

Omg, lol'd so damn hard. So funny. Lmfao.

this is hilarious. just burst out laughing of middle of library and everyone looked at me. worth it though.

"He takes a bad beat first hand and im like cmon man
dont tilt like me be strong like scarface and he turns to me and says
"hope we go busto" and just ships it all in with j 7 with action-traffic infront.
That kind of broke my heart. "

and . . .

"Bob Wire (03:31:51): WEEE
Bob Wire (03:31:52): LOSE MORE
Bob Wire (03:31:53): WIRE
Bob Wire (03:31:54): AWESOME LFIE
Bob Wire (03:31:55): PUNTING
Bob Wire (03:31:57): THOUSANDS IN EQUITY
Bob Wire (03:31:58): WHERE R U
Bob Wire (03:31:59): SPEAK
Bob Wire (03:31:59): GOD
Bob Wire (03:32:03): TILT
Bob Wire (03:32:03): THE
Bob Wire (03:32:04): ****
Bob Wire (03:32:04): ****
Bob Wire (03:32:04): OUTA
Bob Wire (03:32:05): ME
Bob Wire (03:32:07): QUIET MOUSE IN THE CORNER
Bob Wire (22:22:42): SPEAK DUDE
Bob Wire (22:22:43): GOD
King Niche (22:22:56): ul
Bob Wire (22:22:59): adlfhalkflkadnflkand;ADGN';adgk"

particualrly made me crack up.

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I lol'd so much at this. It's so true - I can relate, i've tried the panda, the elephant the dog and just trying to find the best one. Country change soon - maybe Zimbabwe.

lol, sick tilt

A+ thread as always

[ ] bob's dead dog watching over him

hahaha, i think this is my favorite king niche thread

Best Niche yet.

I was LOLing almost the entire freaking time.

[x] epilectic scarecrow

loooooooool

No one noticed that BOB is in da House.

More love for bob

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king niche is king

LOL this is the best line

Bob is losing his damn mind. He's gone a downswing and lost half his net worth and now he's talking all crazy-tilted

Bob Wire (00:05:25): think i might
Bob Wire (00:05:29): buy 2000 lottery tickets this week
Bob Wire (00:05:33): 325$ million dollar prize pool
Bob Wire (00:05:35): :O
King Niche (00:05:43): WTF. -ev. That's half my money dont be a crotch monkey.
Bob Wire (00:05:51): would be epic bink
Bob Wire (00:05:51): haha
Bob Wire (00:05:57): i would do it just for the bbv post
Bob Wire (00:06:08): PUTTING NET WORTH INTO THE MEGGA MILLIONS LOTTERY
King Niche (00:06:11): I've got grind on the mind not bingo on the balls
Bob Wire (00:06:15): Pussy
King Niche (00:06:22): Go bet on a blind dog i'll be here snap callin these regs and putting in work like you should be doing
Bob Wire (00:06:25): haha Pick me 5 numbers and a mega ball niche
King Niche (00:06:28): ...
Bob Wire (00:06:30): haha relax ffs, i'm about to play 12 90 mans
King Niche (00:06:41): good
Bob Wire (00:06:51): you always thinking of poker and nothing else thats your problem
King Niche (00:06:53): Poker is all i've got
Bob Wire (00:06:55): you got me havent you? and you are damn lucky too cus I think these young boys are starting to overtake you. Might have to look for a new team member
King Niche (00:06:59): I am the team

[QUOTE=King Niche;12737475]King Niche (00:06:11): I've got grind on the mind not bingo on the balls
Bob Wire (00:06:15): Pussy

You boys sure make 1 hell of a team together.....Where did you find Bob btw?

does larry longlegs have aim?