My Buddy Bob Wire Got A Tilt Problem - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

he also believes the rumour that KFC makes black people impotent..he has been banned from 2 casinos once for violence and verbal harrasment and the other time for sexual deviance

Bob Wire should post! He would fit in at BBV.

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08-24-2009 , 10:29 PM

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IcarusJam

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lol

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08-24-2009 , 10:32 PM

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Eluvetie

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Nice...

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08-24-2009 , 10:34 PM

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Froston06

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Originally Posted by wAnNaCmYpAiR

i **** hate spiders

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08-24-2009 , 10:35 PM

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cds0699

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I lol'd

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08-24-2009 , 10:55 PM

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satfat

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niche ur a fin goldmine

stop bustin ur nut over monethly TD of 1/2 RB and sit ur pasty ass down to write a film script. *** knows we need a good new poker fillam. rounders meets leaving las vegas u wud nail.

DO IT

NOW

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08-24-2009 , 11:07 PM

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icancount2one

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HAHA I used to know a guy just like that. Crazy tilt monkey who fires off IMs at a rate of about 5/sec. We almost got banned from Borgata when he stalked a waitress across the casino floor. I could totally see him degening into this guy over the last couple years. Sick cuz his name was Bob as well.

And here I thought you were a fiction writer, Niche.

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08-24-2009 , 11:29 PM

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DarkMagus

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Originally Posted by King Niche

he has been banned from 2 casinos once for violence and verbal harrasment and the other time for sexual deviance i believe he was caught being a peeper looking down an asian broads top with a Twin-D rack..we were all looking but Bob Managed to drop a chip down her cleavage and tried to get it back even after she started screaming..he had his hand right in her bra he got very mad "stay still you dumb viet-cong. give me my damn chip and take deez niggedy-nuts"... we were all in shock...it was all on cctv..

i loled at this a lot more than i should have i think

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08-25-2009 , 01:39 AM

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simplicitus

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Originally Posted by King Niche

I was like you are stuck there because you lose your damn marbles after the smallest thing and run off to snap your toothbrushes..I go on tilt and have smashed a fair few windows in my time, busted my shin bone even set myself on fire and got 33% flush draw burns but you are sitting there on my damn money with nothing to lose just punting all our **** out of the damn stadium..WTF BOB WTF.

Laughed out loud.

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08-25-2009 , 01:43 AM

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A_C_Slater

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The Niche prose is almost musical, the Hunter S. Thompson of 2+2.

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08-25-2009 , 04:55 AM

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27AllIn

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Originally Posted by A_C_Slater

The Niche prose is almost musical, the Hunter S. Thompson of 2+2.

i wonder what niche would be like if he took heavy drugs

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08-25-2009 , 05:59 AM

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trenbrothers

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[ ] Bob is a sane man.
[ ] Tilt control is his only issue.
[ ] Panda's on Fulltilt work out just fine.
[ ] Rumania is a very nice country
[x] If you are a gypsy.
[x] Good read Niche.

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08-25-2009 , 06:08 AM

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Kamikam

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Meh, not exactly Niche's best work

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08-25-2009 , 06:19 AM

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AsH_KeTcHuM

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Saw that king niche posted. Read it. Wasn't dissappointed. A+

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08-25-2009 , 06:39 AM

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Lord_Ferus

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loled so hard. A++

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08-25-2009 , 06:46 AM

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99killed

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made my morning. ty king!

"Then one day they will awaken and become fearless assasins of the felt hardened by the ice-winds of variance that go gusting through their veins.. your biggest enemy becomes your friend and it starts to print you cash money..and thats why we grind so hard that we take the color off the cards....I never forgot that..."

sick

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08-25-2009 , 07:01 AM

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wigan rl

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Originally Posted by 99killed

99killed where the **** that name

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08-25-2009 , 07:21 AM

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CZI

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Originally Posted by wigan rl

99killed where the **** that name

where the fook do you have this name? Fook the name do you where this have?

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08-25-2009 , 07:50 AM

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agent_fish

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2/10, Your best material is when you talk about your fat gf making you chicken nuggets.

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08-25-2009 , 07:57 AM

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Raised2Win

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haha partners in grind. One of the best.

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08-25-2009 , 09:54 AM

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JLBorloo

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Auto 5 star just for the excitement when I saw the new KN was out
Reminds me of the old Bukowski (he had the race track on his mind, him)

Keep delivering Niche, grind on the mind.