My Buddy Bob Wire Got A Tilt Problem
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I got a friend Bob Wire and we are partners in grind he could have the shirt off my back or my socks for mittens...hes a good player but he would be a great player and crush ansky in an elevator shaft but hes a bi-polar tilt monkey..I dont know what to do he sends me on tilt every day with his endless ****ing rants..he always starts out positive like he can conquer the world send gobbo back to his hole but look how quick it all changes.
Bob Wire (02:27:09): starting now
Bob Wire (02:27:34): FK
Bob Wire (02:27:34): MY
Bob Wire (02:27:35): LIFE
Bob Wire (02:27:35): DUDE
Bob Wire (02:27:35): god
Bob Wire (02:27:38): busto in the 40k
Bob Wire (02:27:41): NO ****ING CARDS AT ANY POINT
Bob Wire (02:27:46): CANT EVEN CASH
Bob Wire (02:27:48): IN A ****ING
Bob Wire (02:27:49): DONKAMENT
Bob Wire (02:27:50): I AM THE WORST MAN
Bob Wire (02:28:04): MUST BE ****ING NICE TO MAKE MONEY AT THIS PATHETIC ****IN GAME
Bob Wire (06:54:12): IF THERE IS A GOD
Bob Wire (06:54:13): or my dead dog is watching
Bob Wire (06:54:14): plz help me win
Bob Wire can be alone in his room with a candle burning but on the inside hes ready to go bananas over losing one buy-in at PLO..he has been across from me in an MTT and suddenly youwill hear a fist slam and some yelling.. he woud be like "HEY NICHE WHERE THE **** ARE YOU????..im ****in done!!! my career is over man!! its not worth it to me anymore!..i cant win ever.i quit. i'm the worst man. please dont say i am good. Please.i suck so bad and i am the worlds worst poker player and im done ranting thanks."
one time I put him in action itwas like my last $55 for some MTT and hes sitting there with all the crotch monkeys and hes like "man if we dont win this im gonna be flossing my teeth with my shoelaces" He takes a bad beat first hand and im like cmon man
dont tilt like me be strong like scarface and he turns to me and says
"hope we go busto" and just ships it all in with j 7 with action-traffic infront.
That kind of broke my heart.
I put him in any MTT I can afford and even the ones I cant afford and he tilts like an epilectic scarecrow in some cash games while I was on the rail and be like "glad to be blowing the last of our bankroll with
ace four offsuit" then he starts going on about "PHIL HELLMUTH HAS 12 ****ING BRACELETS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND I CANT EVEN BEAT STUPID **** MICROSTAKES CHEESEBURGER DONKAMENTS..sometimes i just wonder how ppl like andrew robl made it and im stuck here" I was like you are stuck there because you lose your damn marbles after the smallest thing and run off to snap your toothbrushes..I go on tilt and have smashed a fair few windows in my time, busted my shin bone even set myself on fire and got 33% flush draw burns but you are sitting there on my damn money with nothing to lose just punting all our **** out of the damn stadium..WTF BOB WTF.thats when he
said I was the worst player ever and my vpip was pathetic..he stood up and was like "HEADS UP FOR ROLLS??" IM LIKE "WE DONT EVEN HAVE A ROLL BOB YOU ****ING IDIOT"
...He was getting heated and
was holding up the 2/4 game and the dealer said "excuse me sir, it's your
turn" thats when he screwed up his face like he was about to drag her by the hair out into the parking lot after throwin a drink in her pretty face.. he
called the dealer a little bitch-tit and started ranting at her about how full tilt has a random shuffle and she knows nothing about how algorithyms make him lose sleep at night...he also believes the rumour that KFC makes black people impotent..he has been banned from 2 casinos once for violence and verbal harrasment and the other time for sexual deviance i believe he was caught being a peeper looking down an asian broads top with a Twin-D rack..we were all looking but Bob Managed to drop a chip down her cleavage and tried to get it back even after she started screaming..he had his hand right in her bra he got very mad "stay still you dumb viet-cong. give me my damn chip and take deez niggedy-nuts"... we were all in shock...it was all on cctv..
Because Bob got banned from casinos he started playing online more. He likes to grind on his porch but hates the wildlife.
Bob Wire (00:37:37): god
Bob Wire (00:37:40): i got bit by a spider last night
Bob Wire (00:37:57): on my left hand, on the bottom/right side of my thumb
Bob Wire (00:38:06): where the thumb connects to the hand
Bob Wire (00:38:26): itching it like a mofo but it doesnt help
Bob Wire (00:39:55): sniped me while i was playing 3/6
Bob Wire (00:39:58): on my porch
He sits on full tilt begging brad booth to play him and when he wont
answer him he just calls him a lard-ass. But Bob Wire playing online tilts me more and more everyday.. He calls me all the time of
the day and night. One night he called me at 4am just to say he had
changed his country to romania on full tilt and that the panda was no
longer working out..My fat girlfriend got sick of the phone ringing in the
early hours of the morning from bob wire so she blocked his phone number
and now when he loses he goes outside his house to the payphone on the
corner to call me he says its just the variance but I should be aiming to ditch the fat bitch..Just yesterday he called me and I was like "HELLO?" he
doesnt eve say hi but "JUST PUNTED MY ****ING FREEROLL wITH 9 HIGH ON A BLUFF IM QUITTING POKER NICHE ...not worth wasting my ****** life" then he
hangs up. 5 mins later he calls me up to say how hes crushing the PLO
droolers on ultimate bet asking if I want to play the double deuce." Im
like sure cus hell im out of action and if I can get a nut im there and
willing to give 100% for the family.. Bob's moods are never stable for very long
Bob Wire (03:31:51): WEEE
Bob Wire (03:31:52): LOSE MORE
Bob Wire (03:31:53): WIRE
Bob Wire (03:31:54): AWESOME LFIE
Bob Wire (03:31:55): PUNTING
Bob Wire (03:31:57): THOUSANDS IN EQUITY
Bob Wire (03:31:58): WHERE R U
Bob Wire (03:31:59): SPEAK
Bob Wire (03:31:59): GOD
Bob Wire (03:32:03): TILT
Bob Wire (03:32:03): THE
Bob Wire (03:32:04): ****
Bob Wire (03:32:04): ****
Bob Wire (03:32:04): OUTA
Bob Wire (03:32:05): ME
Bob Wire (03:32:07): QUIET MOUSE IN THE CORNER
Bob Wire (22:22:42): SPEAK DUDE
Bob Wire (22:22:43): GOD
King Niche (22:22:56): ul
Bob Wire (22:22:59): adlfhalkflkadnflkand;ADGN';adgk
he said this after he lost 190 chips at the first level of a 90 man sit n
go on Full Tilt. It's like a ticking timebomb whenever hes around and I just dont know what to do to detilt him apart from encourage him to smoke some sticky ick pop a xanax and imagine howard lederer as human pinada
Bob Wire (23:05:53): i can feel the heater coming in the airrrrrrrr tonighttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Bob Wire (23:06:05): WE
Bob Wire (23:06:05): NEED
Bob Wire (23:06:06): TO
Bob Wire (23:06:06): NEVER
Bob Wire (23:06:07): PLAY
Bob Wire (23:06:07): CASH
Bob Wire (23:06:07): MAN
Bob Wire (23:06:08): DUNNO
Bob Wire (23:06:09): WHY
Bob Wire (23:06:09): WE
Bob Wire (23:06:09): DO
Bob Wire (23:06:09): IT
Bob Wire (23:06:11): WANT
Bob Wire (23:06:12): TO
Bob Wire (23:06:13): ****
Bob Wire (23:06:13): DIE
Bob Wire (23:06:13): RIGHT
Bob Wire (23:06:13): NOW
I wish I knew what to say to Bob.. my dad always said let a fiery poker player bleed and burn, let them feel their own piss boiling in their kidneys, let them foam at the lips, let them holler and smash and curse themselves and fire-poke a rabid-prossy in a backstreet pull her putrid panties to the side after a 1 outer..all poker players must go through this Niche..Then one day they will awaken and become fearless assasins of the felt hardened by the ice- winds of variance that go gusting through their veins.. your biggest enemy becomes your friend and it starts to print you cash money..and thats why we grind so hard that we take the color off the cards....I never forgot that...
Last edited by King Niche; 08-24-2009 at 08:13 PM.
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poor bob......he needs to read The Poker Mindset- Essential attitudes for poker success.
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have you started working on the book?
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Somehow less good than earlier ones cause of inferior involvement of fat gf. Still gold though.
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lol BOB WE DONT HAVE ROLLS
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A+ IMO
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"Grind so hard we take the color off the cards"
Epic.
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Bob Wire (02:31:04): woot
Bob Wire (02:31:06): another bubble
Bob Wire (02:31:06): awesome
Bob Wire (02:31:07): cool beans
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rofl.
get bob to post here!
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two words..... epileptic scarecrow
