MTT_9797/Shipitfools/VegasBoi's Thoughts, Life Advice, Stories & Famous $20 "Degen" Adventures
03-26-2016
, 04:11 AM
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lol ill just use this opportunity to say the story of one of my least favourite personal experiences
had some cash on me and went to the local indian casino ****ed on some oxys. railed a couple 80's and was feeling nice playing some 5/10 limit. had some run good up a few hundo and was still wacked when i got home. thought it was a good idea to order up a hooker. i'm really not the kind of person to get hookers in the first place and still don't know why i was so adamant about it that night but any bitch that i called up wasn't answering except for the asian ad posting. knew these girls half the time aren't what showed in the picture but the picture looked like they were young 20-something year old and i was smacked to **** so i was like whatever lets take chinatown to pound town. i end up getting there and i was still so wacked off my face the bitch looked like mid 40's with yellow/brown ****ed up teeth could barely speak english in some asian massage parlour type thing at like 4am. nothing like the picture. bitch was like 4 feet tall with a solid gut. no tits. i could barely get my dick hard as it is but her unattractiveness made it so much worse and for some reason i payed for a full hour still instead of half, she's like "most people just pay half hour".. great.. anyways she's sucking my dick and its like almost a full chub i got going on then bitch starts smelling my dick.. literally... like keeps putting her nose up close to it repeatedly.. I'm like wtf.. she looks at me and is like, "yoaa high on kokaine".. i was just like uhh okay but to myself I'm like wtf first you're wrong about the type of drug its oxy and second HOW THE **** DO U COME TO THAT CONCLUSION FROM SNIFFING A DICK U F'D UP BITCH LOL.. never heard anything of that in my life and i still cringe thinking i did this. ended up leaving there feeling like an abused dog and tried to repress the memory as much as possible. true story.
had some cash on me and went to the local indian casino ****ed on some oxys. railed a couple 80's and was feeling nice playing some 5/10 limit. had some run good up a few hundo and was still wacked when i got home. thought it was a good idea to order up a hooker. i'm really not the kind of person to get hookers in the first place and still don't know why i was so adamant about it that night but any bitch that i called up wasn't answering except for the asian ad posting. knew these girls half the time aren't what showed in the picture but the picture looked like they were young 20-something year old and i was smacked to **** so i was like whatever lets take chinatown to pound town. i end up getting there and i was still so wacked off my face the bitch looked like mid 40's with yellow/brown ****ed up teeth could barely speak english in some asian massage parlour type thing at like 4am. nothing like the picture. bitch was like 4 feet tall with a solid gut. no tits. i could barely get my dick hard as it is but her unattractiveness made it so much worse and for some reason i payed for a full hour still instead of half, she's like "most people just pay half hour".. great.. anyways she's sucking my dick and its like almost a full chub i got going on then bitch starts smelling my dick.. literally... like keeps putting her nose up close to it repeatedly.. I'm like wtf.. she looks at me and is like, "yoaa high on kokaine".. i was just like uhh okay but to myself I'm like wtf first you're wrong about the type of drug its oxy and second HOW THE **** DO U COME TO THAT CONCLUSION FROM SNIFFING A DICK U F'D UP BITCH LOL.. never heard anything of that in my life and i still cringe thinking i did this. ended up leaving there feeling like an abused dog and tried to repress the memory as much as possible. true story.
03-26-2016
, 06:25 AM
03-26-2016
, 07:17 AM
03-26-2016
, 03:09 PM
that was the last time i was super smacked lol
i got some other **** still now that u mention it
i got some other **** still now that u mention it
03-26-2016
, 05:56 PM
03-27-2016
, 11:16 PM
03-28-2016
, 10:04 AM
03-28-2016
, 03:00 PM
03-28-2016
, 03:01 PM
Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 03-28-2016 at 03:05 PM.
Reason: hint: both our plot twists are idiot suggestions
03-29-2016
, 05:40 PM
03-29-2016
, 05:42 PM
Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 03-29-2016 at 05:43 PM.
Reason: At lesat degen stories is going back to normal now you have stop idiot posting in it
03-29-2016
, 07:30 PM
03-30-2016
, 02:11 AM
03-30-2016
, 04:47 AM
03-30-2016
, 05:08 AM