I swear that this isn't a level. It actually happened in the casino where I work and it melted my brain a little bit...

I am dealing $1/2 NL. A pot develops between a very young looking kid and an older reg.

The board is 3-T-T-J-J.

There was betting on every street to this point and the older reg makes a river bet of $25 into a $60 or so pot. The young kid tanks for a bit and then calls.

The reg tables a ten (forgot his other card) for the bottom part of the boat and asks if they're chopping it.

The kid tables his hand without a word: Pocket deuces.

I call the full house a winner, push the pot and get ready to deal the next hand. The table is deadly silent so I look up while washing the cards and notice the entire table looks like this:

Calling for information, duh.

The most amazing river call I ever saw

you alien?

Standard 🙋

he might be the old reg from the story,calling for information was big in the 60s...

3 pair plays. Do your job right!

he chops with 7 combos, ez call u fing nits

I just took thee biggest dump. I kept farting all morning at work and they stunk bad. I ate salmon with a small salad for dinner and scrambled eggs for breakfast the day before... it was so epic....the fart not my meals. I wish I could bottle the smell of that fart and just spray it like a cologne when I didnt want people around (or on idiots that make ******ed threads). I guess I could just try to force out a fart in those instances but that requires some effort (sometimes) and I dont want to be looking all sweaty and red faced just because I dont want to talk to somebody...you know? Plus what if something more than a fart comes out then I might get way too embarrassed and I dont want to ruin a pair of good boxers or pants and then I'd have to go "free balling" and I dont like free balling...does anyone here like free balling?