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11-02-2018 , 10:59 AM

#126

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

I have to work Meerkaturday and Sunday and it`s creative writing stuff too, not some nobrain monkey stuff. I blame Mumobamorph!

11-02-2018 , 11:09 AM

#127

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I have to work Meerkaturday and Sheepday and it`s creative writing stuff too, not some nobrain monkey stuff. I blame Mumobamorph!

fyp

11-02-2018 , 11:10 AM

#128

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

yeah, thanks mum!

11-02-2018 , 11:22 AM

#129

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Nicklas Bendtner just got 50 days in jail. He got lucky.

11-02-2018 , 11:25 AM

#130

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

What did he do now?

11-02-2018 , 11:28 AM

#131

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Maybe in 50 days that dbag can learn how to really apologize. He is sorry that the unfortunate events went unfortunately?

Short stays in jail are the most violent. Watch out for that cornhole, man.

11-02-2018 , 11:30 AM

#132

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Broke a cab driver's jaw + other facial injuries. The incident was caught on video both from the cab's camera and from a nearby bank. They were arguing and Bendter punched him in the face. The cab driver fell to the ground and genius Bendtner then decides to kick him in the face.

11-02-2018 , 11:32 AM

#133

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Denmark is such a poor country they can't afford to have people in jail too long.

11-02-2018 , 11:33 AM

#134

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Denmark's jails are so full they can't be sending people that only break jaws to more than 50 days.

11-02-2018 , 11:33 AM

#135

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Just being in Denmark is like being in a jail, so they figured it wasn't worth keeping him for more than 50 days.

11-02-2018 , 11:33 AM

#136

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Short stays in jail are the most violent. Watch out for that cornhole, man.

Lucky for him he's going to jail in Denmark, and not some 3rd world country like USA.

11-02-2018 , 11:33 AM

#137

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

I got more...

11-02-2018 , 11:36 AM

#138

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lucky for him he's going to jail in Denmark, and not some 3rd world country like USA.

Oh no. Nope. USA jails are the **** paradise versus anywhere else.

11-02-2018 , 11:36 AM

#139

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Hahaha

11-02-2018 , 11:43 AM

#140

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lucky for him he's going to jail in Denmark, and not some 3rd world country like USA.

Ahh, I mean in general we`re still trying to figure out why anyone would go to Denmark but I guess you have a point there

11-02-2018 , 11:53 AM

#141

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Ahh, I mean in general we`re still trying to figure out why anyone would go to Denmark

That's why

11-02-2018 , 11:56 AM

#142

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Then why do you go to Germany to buy the beers?

11-02-2018 , 11:59 AM

#143

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Then why do you go to Germany to buy the beers?

It's a secret

11-02-2018 , 12:02 PM

#144

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's why

That's "drinks for one day". It's cheaper in Denmark because the Denmarkians can't drink very much.

11-02-2018 , 12:07 PM

#145

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

AFL month!

11-02-2018 , 12:21 PM

#146

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Then why do you go to Germany to buy the beers?

Because German beer is best beer

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 11-02-2018 at 12:21 PM. Reason: Not my picture

11-02-2018 , 12:36 PM

#147

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

AFL month!

Look! Its soccer?! Its Rugby?! Its Rugbccoccer!

11-02-2018 , 12:36 PM

#148

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

lol. However, Sammy only buys Hansa and then joins his friends at the Hamburger Hauptbahnhof. Hansa is slightly better filtered pisswasser

Spoiler:

11-02-2018 , 12:41 PM

#149

Henk(from Holland)

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 5

Why is everyone so obsessed with me? Don't get me wrong. It's sweet to have so many loyal fans. I just don't understand why I do.

11-02-2018 , 12:42 PM

#150

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

Duplicate Henks

Both from Holland

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