One of my good friends from uni is fast becoming one of New Zealand's best poets. He has performed live this year throughout the country. I could PM you his blog if you want to check him out.

Nerd

Interested. Possible that he might like nit-tastic tales as well.

#metoo

+1

So, a rookie technician was working in the public housing, doing a repair. He came back to his truck and his drill was missing. He spots a man walking away with it and calls out “that’s my drill!”.

Man replies:

“It’s mine now.”


God bless ‘Murica.

:slowclap:

**** your dirty little face tuesday

1. I hate this workweek so much already I decided to drink a pint of vodka orange in protest. And it's not short on vodka. That will show them ha
2. AF I regret to inform you that you are currently owner of the thread Sammy medal
3. There is a definite lack of threadsavers ITT and across the board
4. Save threadsavers
5. There is no lack of mutant sheep stuff. Just saying
6. How do you become the best poet? Do you outrhyme someone?
7. I protest having to do AF lists when my list of things to do is like NY phone book
8. I am anally harassed by work
9. #metoo
10. I blame Morph
11. Shut up Henk, attention whore
12. That is all, heathens

I've worked with forklifts in a summer job quite a few moons ago. Results were slightly better prolly bcos Im awesome and the cargo was a lot of beer and other alc. Some sodas/juices too though

A job gave me zero training and put me on a forklift when I was young. Other than sliding sideways 40 feet down a ramp and smacking into a wall, I did all right. Nobody saw it and the rig was already scratched up, so no foul.

This is a good list.

I have a couple threadsavers from that one broad. I'll throw them up here if Morph doesn't protest.

0. Footballer gif-ts from Mr. fidstar-baller
1. **** you so hard tuesday
2. I am so sleepy Mr. tbh I can't go on without skiing
3. It's time boys
4. It's ****ing cocaine time
5. Just kidding it's definitely coffee time
6. Intoxication is for Sammy
7. Or Maybe children
8. Mr. Sheep just kidding the children just get sugar high
9. I need naps
10. And poison removal
11. Mr. tbh the poison removal experts are heavily active
12. Specifically the gf
13. She's a top notch pro
14. You know what else is professional?
15. Nothing about myself today, BBV is my only friend today
16. Mr. FWWM you are listing well and I approve of the efforts on the war front
17. Majik making an appearance
18. I goaded a dude into doubling his bet on the chiefs last night after I told him the Rams were gonna take it
19. He was VEHEMENTLY opposed to my suggestion that the chiefs would lose
20. He is ****ing pissssseeeeeddd today
21. But I did tell him that the Rams were gonna take it
22. So **** him

I shall, post by post, list the feelings of AF

1. RIPsammy

2. Bangmidgetsallday

3. Angrypanda

4. RIPAssmy

5. Goitrogenic foods are annoying

6. Occasional fap-n-nap

7. The Nappening