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11-01-2018 , 01:11 PM

#51

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Secret Henk and Sammy footage

Spoiler:

11-01-2018 , 01:36 PM

#52

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Praying for sammys swimmers

11-01-2018 , 01:41 PM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Do you have liver cancer from hepatitis B, Sammy?

11-01-2018 , 01:44 PM

#54

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

RIPSammy

11-01-2018 , 01:46 PM

#55

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

RIP

11-01-2018 , 01:52 PM

#56

FWWM

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Sammy has so much liver cancer from all the alc, meat, fries and sperm sauce he rips all the HBV

11-01-2018 , 01:54 PM

#57

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's liver could beat all of you weaklings in a 'Sammy vs all' cage fight.

11-01-2018 , 02:00 PM

#58

FWWM

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My doc has said my liver values are above average

11-01-2018 , 02:01 PM

#59

FWWM

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Obv Morphs fault

11-01-2018 , 02:03 PM

#60

Sammy2bullets

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You're probably not even wasserdicht

11-01-2018 , 02:06 PM

#61

FWWM

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Scientific research has shown the rates of incontinence of the average male increase rapidly when approaching Denmark

11-01-2018 , 02:11 PM

#62

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

TRUE

11-01-2018 , 02:15 PM

#63

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Denmark is directly correlated with self-poopoo

11-01-2018 , 02:16 PM

#64

Sammy2bullets

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Sammy will have sex with you guys right now. At least one of you will go home pregnant! That's how good Sammy's sperm is, punks.

11-01-2018 , 02:26 PM

#65

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Sammy did you go detectoring with your brother-in-law today? You know, Henk? Henk from Holland?

11-01-2018 , 02:29 PM

#66

Sammy2bullets

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Yes Morph, Sammy went detectoring with his brother-in-law today.

11-01-2018 , 02:37 PM

#67

Morphismus

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What did you find?

11-01-2018 , 02:40 PM

#68

Sammy2bullets

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A ring

11-01-2018 , 02:43 PM

#69

Sammy2bullets

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Why have you never been to Magdeburg?

11-01-2018 , 02:58 PM

#70

Sammy2bullets

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11-01-2018 , 03:00 PM

#71

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Why have you never been to Magdeburg?

Why would I? Magdeburg became irrelevant after the Sack of Magdeburg.

11-01-2018 , 03:10 PM

#72

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Why would I? Magdeburg became irrelevant after the Sack of Magdeburg.

Haha, you haven't been anywhere in Germany. Is it the growing up in a small Dorf a ~5 hours Trabi ride from Leipzig part of you, that still makes you afraid to travel? It's been a long time since they closed the checkpoints, it's ok to see the world in color now, no one will stop you.