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Old 11-09-2018, 01:33 AM   #576
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Hello. Craggoo is moving up to the big boys league. Craggoo has a new job. All hail Craggoo. Craggoo from 'Merica.
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:41 AM   #577
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Congrats. Bottle of vodka and a hooker to celebrate?
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Old 11-09-2018, 02:17 AM   #578
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Congrats. Bottle of vodka and a hooker to celebrate?
Don't be silly. It's only Thursday! Such frivolities are reserved for the Sabbath, Ramadan, the Second Coming, and Friday.

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Old 11-09-2018, 05:03 AM   #579
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Sammy, Craggoo is almost out of liquor. What would Sammy do? All ethe liqor stres r closd wat wuould Sammy do?
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:26 AM   #580
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The stores have closed cos they got ebolaids from ur poasting. I'm not even sure if Morph is to blame here
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:28 AM   #581
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U R right. Sammy is to blame. rip Sammy
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:29 AM   #582
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I'm so tired. I really need some sleep.
Beat: Almost out of beers and sleeping pills
Beat: More work tomorrow
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:30 AM   #583
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Brag:
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:44 AM   #584
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RIP Sammy
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:47 AM   #585
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Beat: Beer is for pussies and the Dutch

Last edited by Craggoo; 11-09-2018 at 05:59 AM. Reason: and ThaBigVag, FWWM, Thanks Morph Bot, and the Anti Drunk Christ. fuuuuuuu
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:24 AM   #586
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They skurred
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:27 AM   #587
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Sammy is Skurred too
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:28 AM   #588
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And Maybe Morph's Bot
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Old 11-09-2018, 07:39 AM   #589
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Calm down
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:32 AM   #590
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You gotta live more healthy guys; and that means a lot coming from me.
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Old 11-09-2018, 10:00 AM   #591
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love bbv
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:17 AM   #592
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**** i am hungover

careful with sleeping pills and aaaaaaaaaaaa fwwm
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:38 AM   #593
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Weekend, beers, pork, no sex. Life is great
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Old 11-09-2018, 12:17 PM   #594
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Weekend, beers, pork, no sex. Life is great
This is how you KNOW Sammy is Always Folding II
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Old 11-09-2018, 12:26 PM   #595
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Sammy could never be you. Sammy hates Jesus.
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Old 11-09-2018, 12:39 PM   #596
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??? When did you assume I'm religious in any way?
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:06 PM   #597
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You shouted "Oh God" when making your Sperm sauce.
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:06 PM   #598
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Hai Friday! Sheep is happy to see you again.

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As long as the ****s that grade this thing on the other campus don't get all nit-picky (sorry Mr. suitedjustice) we shall acquire a 95%+ with utmost certainty.

They did NOT request a manual calculation of post-infusion data points: it's correct to infer from using half-life and maximum concentration when and what your concentrations per time are at given moments...so basically, **** you Pharmacokinetics, I bet you're gonna **** me out of points because I didn't manually use that stupid equation cp(postinfusion) = cpe^-kt

**** you

**** you so hard
Sheep is so proud of you, Mr. Folding.

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Hello. Craggoo is moving up to the big boys league. Craggoo has a new job. All hail Craggoo. Craggoo from 'Merica.
Congrats, Mr. Craggoo!

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You take that back, punk!
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:08 PM   #599
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??? When did you assume I'm religious in any way?
Oh that's right, that's not you. Sammy mistook you for the born-again Jesus freak. Sorry about that. That is a horrible thing to assume about a person, please forgive Sammy.
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Old 11-09-2018, 01:10 PM   #600
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THank you, Mr. Sheep!
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