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11-03-2018 , 03:09 PM

#226

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Life would be a kinda neat thing. If it wasn't for all the unjust amounts of work imposed upon us.

11-03-2018 , 03:21 PM

#227

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Life would be a kinda neat thing. If it wasn't for all the unjust amounts of work imposed upon us.

Life is wonderful, just let go of the German inside you, and you will feel the joy of life just like Sammy. YOU COULD BE LIKE SAMMY

11-03-2018 , 03:22 PM

#228

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

YOU COULD BE LIKE SAMMY

Do you want to freak me out even more?

11-03-2018 , 03:25 PM

#229

Sheep86

***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW***

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11-03-2018 , 03:25 PM

#230

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Maybe it's time to take on a solid 8h/wk job in Denmark. Do you have any positions in your company? I'm sure with some practice I could lose against the old guy in table tennis

11-03-2018 , 03:28 PM

#231

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

I hear they're hiring male secretaries at Sammy's job

11-03-2018 , 03:40 PM

#232

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Maybe it's time to take on a solid 8h/wk job in Denmark. Do you have any positions in your company? I'm sure with some practice I could lose against the old guy in table tennis

https://mthgroup.eu/Contact

11-03-2018 , 03:43 PM

#233

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

MTH GROUP carries out projects in Denmark and specialist activities in selected countries. The Group's 4,200 employees are committed to increasing productivity and collaboration, ensuring the overall economic robustness of a project and its profitability and quality.

Saving the world, by keeping it robusto.

Now I understand the daily ping pong.

11-03-2018 , 03:44 PM

#234

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I hear they're hiring male secretaries at Sammy's job

I'm not organized enough for that. I'd need a personal secretary that remembers me all the things I'm supposed to instruct the secretaries. Take some Asians, they are much better in that. That's how I ended up here in the first place, they are much better at organizing things than any Euros/Muricans, they are also much better at working hard (on average). But they need some chaots to fill the creative void

11-03-2018 , 03:52 PM

#235

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Thx Sammy. I'm not really sure what skills I have that qualify me for construction and civil engineering. I beat Civilization 4 on Deity level a couple times, does that count?

11-03-2018 , 03:56 PM

#236

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Thx Sammy. I'm not really sure what skills I have that qualify me for construction and civil engineering. I beat Civilization 4 on Deity level a couple times, does that count?

We always need people to dig holes, you and that Fidstar punk can always get a job here.

11-03-2018 , 03:56 PM

#237

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Thx Sammy. I'm not really sure what skills I have that qualify me for construction and civil engineering. I beat Civilization 4 on Deity level a couple times, does that count?

That makes you overqualified. Sammy can't even beat his own dick at deity level

11-03-2018 , 03:57 PM

#238

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

That makes you overqualified. Sammy can't even beat his own dick at deity level

Sammy doesn't masturbate. Sammy didn't even wipe his own ass untill Jeeves retired!

11-03-2018 , 03:57 PM

#239

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

exactly

11-03-2018 , 04:06 PM

#240

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

exactly

Sammy has dirty fingers from playing with neigbour's log splitter. Sammy's a real man. Belgisk Ale rocks...

11-03-2018 , 04:08 PM

#241

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

11-03-2018 , 04:10 PM

#242

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Life would be a kinda neat thing. If it wasn't for all the unjust amounts of work imposed upon us.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Life is wonderful, just let go of the German inside you, and you will feel the joy of life just like Sammy. YOU COULD BE LIKE SAMMY

Or you could be like me, Henk. Henk from Holland.

11-03-2018 , 04:11 PM

#243

robert_utk

Not From the UK

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#BelikeHenk

#Henk,FromHolland

11-03-2018 , 04:19 PM

#244

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

I'd be a good Denmarkian

11-03-2018 , 04:21 PM

#245

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

But it's prolly better to be like Henk. Do you play any pokers Henk?

11-03-2018 , 04:24 PM

#246

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

I'm playing Poker right now!

11-03-2018 , 04:29 PM

#247

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Does Henk play on untracked Euro sites with 5k deposit limits?

11-03-2018 , 04:30 PM

#248

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,749

Ok, I'd like to be like Henk. From Holland. I can still be like Sammy when I bust my roll

11-03-2018 , 04:32 PM

#249

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Does Henk play on untracked Euro sites with 5k deposit limits?

No I play on Pokerstars.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Ok, I'd like to be like Henk. From Holland. I can still be like Sammy when I bust my roll

Good choice. I am Henk. Henk from Holland.

11-03-2018 , 04:46 PM

#250

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I'd be a good Denmarkian

You're also a good German. Sammy likes you better than Morph because you were wise enough to leave Germany, and because you smell better. You probably have a bigger penis than Morph too, not that, that matters to Sammy but still...

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