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***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW*** ***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW***

10-31-2018 , 02:25 PM
last month's


Thanks Morph!
10-31-2018 , 02:31 PM
In
10-31-2018 , 02:40 PM
Also I've been invited again next week for HK octoberfest, still running. RIP liver
10-31-2018 , 02:41 PM
Oktoberfest in November
10-31-2018 , 02:42 PM
Yeah, I'll take it though
10-31-2018 , 02:46 PM
in

hai
10-31-2018 , 02:51 PM
hai
10-31-2018 , 03:03 PM
Morph likes spending his evenings in his favourite chair with a blanket over his knees while eating Werther's Echte. Old people smell like hickory.
10-31-2018 , 03:06 PM
hick·o·ry
A chiefly North American tree of the walnut family that yields useful timber and typically bears edible nuts.
10-31-2018 , 03:07 PM
Morph would never smell like a North American tree
10-31-2018 , 03:07 PM
This is one Morph's top 10 favorite Edvard Grieg songs

10-31-2018 , 03:21 PM
In.

Like Henk from Holland in Hairy Sammy's House of Humdingers.
10-31-2018 , 03:22 PM
Last month's top performance

AlwaysFolding 252
Sammy2bullets 228
FWWM 188
fidstar-poker 186
Mr.mmmKay 167
Colin_Piddle 144
Morphismus 127
thabighurt35 80
Craggoo 71
H0RUS 69
FranFran 63
suitedjustice 57
robert_utk 48
Sheep86 45
Natamus 40
Whiskeyneat 15
Majik19 11
10-31-2018 , 03:27 PM
I LOVE WINNING
10-31-2018 , 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Morph would never smell like a North American tree
Old person smell is the characteristic odor of elderly humans.[1] Much like many animal species, human odor undergoes distinct stages based on chemical changes initiated through the aging process. Research suggests that this enables humans to determine the suitability of potential partners based on age, in addition to other factors.[2]

One study suggested that old person smell may be the result of 2-nonenal, an unsaturated aldehyde which is associated with human body odor alterations during aging;[3] however, there are other hypotheses.[4] Another study failed to detect 2-nonenal at all, but found significantly increased concentrations of benzothiazole, dimethylsulphone, and nonanal on older subjects.[5]

In 2012 the Monell Chemical Senses Center published a press release claiming that the human ability to identify information such as age, illness, and genetic suitability from odor is responsible for the distinctive "old man smell". Sensory neuroscientist Johan Lundström stated, "Elderly people have a discernible underarm odor that younger people consider to be very unpleasant."[6]

Old person smell is known as kareishū (加齢臭) in Japan, where it is of particular concern due to the high value placed on personal hygiene.

Morph smells like hickory and has significantly increased concentrations of nonanal. 1 m³ of Morph weighs 827kg and his boiling point is 195 °C. Morph melts at -18 °C and has 31289 pubic hairs.


Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-31-2018 at 03:37 PM.
10-31-2018 , 03:33 PM
No anal for Morph
10-31-2018 , 04:09 PM
rip morph
10-31-2018 , 04:54 PM
Hai Henk
10-31-2018 , 05:12 PM
10-31-2018 , 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph likes spending his evenings in his favourite chair with a blanket over his knees while eating Werther's Echte. Old people smell like hickory.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Morph would never smell like a North American tree
I smell like roses

Spoiler:
...from my farts!
10-31-2018 , 07:12 PM
Also, this is a much better classic "Stay The Night" song:



noobs
10-31-2018 , 07:18 PM
But I also know modern "Stay The Night" songs:

10-31-2018 , 07:28 PM
Another classic "Stay The Night" song of the Funk persuasion:

10-31-2018 , 07:34 PM
Mariah Carey did a nice R&B "Stay The Night" song back in the day:

10-31-2018 , 07:43 PM
In.

      
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