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11-14-2018 , 10:31 AM

#851

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

**** you wednesday

11-14-2018 , 10:32 AM

#852

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Aussie Tows Boat with Mobility Scooter

We should make him an honorary Murican.

Not fat enough to be on an American scooter.

11-14-2018 , 12:02 PM

#853

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

True. That's an anorexic scooter if I ever saw one.

Also,

Spoiler:

11-14-2018 , 12:11 PM

#854

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,364

Denmark #3 in the Global Passport Power Rank 2018 with a 164 visa-free score. Singapore is #1 with only one point more than Denmark.

11-14-2018 , 01:06 PM

#855

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Isn't Denmark #2 together with all the Schengen members?

11-14-2018 , 01:13 PM

#856

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,364

#2 is not important

NSFW

Spoiler:

11-14-2018 , 01:22 PM

#857

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

11-14-2018 , 01:25 PM

#858

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Nice hand egg

11-14-2018 , 01:29 PM

#859

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

We actually kick the ball.

Have to go with kick egg

11-14-2018 , 01:35 PM

#860

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Nice ball kick

11-14-2018 , 01:40 PM

#861

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I like Henk from Holland's work in the newest SCANDRIPPER thread

11-14-2018 , 02:30 PM

#862

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

coffee

11-14-2018 , 04:20 PM

#863

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

coffee

Agree

11-14-2018 , 04:20 PM

#864

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

agua

11-14-2018 , 04:51 PM

#865

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

hai

11-14-2018 , 04:59 PM

#866

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Good news everybody! Mark Wiens just went to a 16 day food-travel tour through Pakistan:

That means tons of goat and lamb are getting eaten, cause what else is there? Stay tuned!

11-14-2018 , 05:24 PM

#867

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

17,000th post?

11-14-2018 , 05:27 PM

#868

Sheep86

***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,623

So it's not enough to make Sheep cry on Sheepdays? Apparently even Wednesday (**** you Wednesday btw) isn't safe for woolly little animals anymore.

Will someone do something about this mean mod already?!?

11-14-2018 , 05:40 PM

#869

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

^no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

17,000th post?

lol didn't even notice. Post #17,000 was before though, and I memed Spaceman Bryce in it, so worthy enough imo.

11-14-2018 , 06:48 PM

#870

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

We actually kick the ball.

Have to go with kick egg

They kick the ball a lot in hand egg too

11-14-2018 , 06:56 PM

#871

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

They kick the ball a lot in hand egg too

out of interest, how many (I have no idea)?

An average Australian Football game has about 425 kicks.

11-14-2018 , 07:02 PM

#872

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm offended at the fact that Mr. Morph is hurting Mr. Sheep's kin on a **** You Wednesday

11-14-2018 , 07:08 PM

#873

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

I'm hurting nobody. I'm just watching.

11-14-2018 , 07:15 PM

#874

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Gutsmut!

11-14-2018 , 07:37 PM

#875

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

out of interest, how many (I have no idea)?

An average Australian Football game has about 425 kicks.

Give or take about 10% of that.

Kickoff Each half, 3-6 XP kicks a game, 3-6 FGs, 5-10 punts a game, a kick after every score (6-12) so on the high end you get 30-40 kicks a game

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