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11-09-2018 , 01:33 AM

#576

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Hello. Craggoo is moving up to the big boys league. Craggoo has a new job. All hail Craggoo. Craggoo from 'Merica.

11-09-2018 , 01:41 AM

#577

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Congrats. Bottle of vodka and a hooker to celebrate?

11-09-2018 , 02:17 AM

#578

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Congrats. Bottle of vodka and a hooker to celebrate?

Don't be silly. It's only Thursday! Such frivolities are reserved for the Sabbath, Ramadan, the Second Coming, and Friday.

Spoiler:

11-09-2018 , 05:03 AM

#579

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Sammy, Craggoo is almost out of liquor. What would Sammy do? All ethe liqor stres r closd wat wuould Sammy do?

11-09-2018 , 05:26 AM

#580

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

The stores have closed cos they got ebolaids from ur poasting. I'm not even sure if Morph is to blame here

11-09-2018 , 05:28 AM

#581

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

U R right. Sammy is to blame. rip Sammy

11-09-2018 , 05:29 AM

#582

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

I'm so tired. I really need some sleep.
Beat: Almost out of beers and sleeping pills
Beat: More work tomorrow
Beat: Taiwan on Sunday

11-09-2018 , 05:30 AM

#583

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Brag:

11-09-2018 , 05:44 AM

#584

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

RIP Sammy

11-09-2018 , 05:47 AM

#585

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Beat: Beer is for pussies and the Dutch

Last edited by Craggoo; 11-09-2018 at 05:59 AM. Reason: and ThaBigVag, FWWM, Thanks Morph Bot, and the Anti Drunk Christ. fuuuuuuu

11-09-2018 , 07:24 AM

#586

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

They skurred

11-09-2018 , 07:27 AM

#587

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Sammy is Skurred too

11-09-2018 , 07:28 AM

#588

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

And Maybe Morph's Bot

11-09-2018 , 07:39 AM

#589

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Calm down

11-09-2018 , 08:32 AM

#590

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

You gotta live more healthy guys; and that means a lot coming from me.

11-09-2018 , 10:00 AM

#591

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

love bbv

11-09-2018 , 11:17 AM

#592

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

**** i am hungover

careful with sleeping pills and aaaaaaaaaaaa fwwm

11-09-2018 , 11:38 AM

#593

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Weekend, beers, pork, no sex. Life is great

11-09-2018 , 12:17 PM

#594

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Weekend, beers, pork, no sex. Life is great

This is how you KNOW Sammy is Always Folding II

11-09-2018 , 12:26 PM

#595

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy could never be you. Sammy hates Jesus.

11-09-2018 , 12:39 PM

#596

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

??? When did you assume I'm religious in any way?

11-09-2018 , 01:06 PM

#597

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

You shouted "Oh God" when making your Sperm sauce.

11-09-2018 , 01:06 PM

#598

Sheep86

***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,632

Hai Friday! Sheep is happy to see you again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

As long as the ****s that grade this thing on the other campus don't get all nit-picky (sorry Mr. suitedjustice) we shall acquire a 95%+ with utmost certainty.

They did NOT request a manual calculation of post-infusion data points: it's correct to infer from using half-life and maximum concentration when and what your concentrations per time are at given moments...so basically, **** you Pharmacokinetics, I bet you're gonna **** me out of points because I didn't manually use that stupid equation cp(postinfusion) = cpe^-kt

**** you

**** you so hard

Sheep is so proud of you, Mr. Folding.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Hello. Craggoo is moving up to the big boys league. Craggoo has a new job. All hail Craggoo. Craggoo from 'Merica.

Congrats, Mr. Craggoo!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Beat: Beer is for pussies and the Dutch

You take that back, punk!

11-09-2018 , 01:08 PM

#599

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

??? When did you assume I'm religious in any way?

Oh that's right, that's not you. Sammy mistook you for the born-again Jesus freak. Sorry about that. That is a horrible thing to assume about a person, please forgive Sammy.