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09-12-2022 , 11:00 PM

#126

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

FWWM is the Syrian girl I went with, I can't lie.

09-12-2022 , 11:00 PM

#127

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

HAI GYPSIE

09-13-2022 , 12:21 PM

#128

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

https://www.iflscience.com/elon-musk...al-beads-65252 (NSFW)

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

FWWM is the Syrian girl I went with, I can't lie.

Did they bring any of those beads so the two of you could work on your chess game?

09-13-2022 , 01:30 PM

#129

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

RIP Davino

09-13-2022 , 02:02 PM

#130

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Goddamnit. RIP Davino

09-13-2022 , 11:45 PM

#131

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

No anal beads were brought and she did not like my joking about her butthole as a playground

09-13-2022 , 11:46 PM

#132

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And RIP Davino, that's sad as hell.

09-14-2022 , 01:52 PM

#133

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

**** you Wednesday.

The only good thing is the candy sent over by one of our vendors from Germany.

And even that had some black licorice in it. Does anyone like black licorice?

09-14-2022 , 02:05 PM

#134

Sheep86

*** Mods on a Bender in September LC/NC NSFW***

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Sheep doesn't eat candy anymore (unless you count chocolate). But Sheep used to like black licorice, yeah. Most Dutch and Danish kids prolly like that stuff.

09-14-2022 , 02:23 PM

#135

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

But Sheep, black licorice flavor is not cruelty-free. Some people mistake it for blueberry or black raspberry flavor and are cruelly let down.

Whoever invented strawberry licorice knew what the **** they were doing.

09-14-2022 , 02:34 PM

#136

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

nobody likes licorice.

Sammy probably doesn't even like it

09-14-2022 , 04:45 PM

#137

Sheep86

*** Mods on a Bender in September LC/NC NSFW***

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

But Sheep, black licorice flavor is not pleasure-free. Some people mistake it for blueberry or black raspberry flavor and are pleasantly surprised.

Whoever invented black licorice knew what the **** they were doing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Real men like (or used to like) licorice.

Sammy probably likes (or used to like) it too.

All fixed. The next person who dares to disagree with Sheep on licorice matters will get severely punished.

09-14-2022 , 05:01 PM

#138

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Confirmed nobody likes licorice. Except some weirdos, has been like that back in the school days already. We should of have known

Last edited by Sheep86; 09-15-2022 at 08:47 AM. Reason: Grammar fixed, infraction given

09-14-2022 , 05:03 PM

#139

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Also no idea bout the other flavors. But if you go to the candy section of the f*ing walmart or whatever, you'll see all kinds of mutations prolly no nonmurican has ever dared to come close to

09-15-2022 , 12:03 AM

#140

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** Walmart

09-15-2022 , 06:10 AM

#141

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

**** in Walmart.

09-15-2022 , 07:08 AM

#142

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Lol

09-15-2022 , 12:21 PM

#143

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

**** WalMart confirmed

also,

HAI!!

09-15-2022 , 12:33 PM

#144

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

hi

09-15-2022 , 12:38 PM

#145

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Lol

Let the record show that I did LOL to Fidstar's post a high quality post written by Fidstar.

I would rate Fidstar's higher than 10/10 which definitely deserve a LOL

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-15-2022 at 03:34 PM.

09-15-2022 , 01:38 PM

#146

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

You know mmmkay's angry if he writes so many words at once. Mediocre rant though 5/10

09-15-2022 , 01:46 PM

#147

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Thanks Obama

09-15-2022 , 03:34 PM

#148

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Let the record show that I did LOL to Fidstar's post a high quality post written by Fidstar.

I would rate Fidstar's higher than 10/10 which definitely deserve a LOL

Thanks mate.

09-15-2022 , 03:41 PM

#149

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

09-15-2022 , 03:52 PM

#150

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Was at the FC Midtjylland - Lazio game today. It was a fun game.

Beers

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