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09-09-2022 , 03:33 PM

#101

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

That's weird

09-09-2022 , 03:55 PM

#102

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

There is a movie where a time traveler is both his his own parents. Is it something like that?

09-09-2022 , 04:11 PM

#103

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

09-09-2022 , 04:12 PM

#104

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

There is a movie where a time traveler is both his his own parents. Is it something like that?

09-09-2022 , 04:28 PM

#105

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,750

I think I'm not drunk enough for your stuff presently Morph, prolly tomorrow. Cliffs on the vid? Watched the first 2 min but that's all I could do. Also wat? So the time traveller was both his mom and dad? Or was he just his dad and identified as his mum?

09-10-2022 , 04:24 AM

#106

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

You missed the automaton stuff in the vid. Time traveler was both.

09-10-2022 , 10:13 AM

#107

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,750

AAaaaaAaaAooooOobbbbbbbb;bbbaaaaAaaAaa!!!!!!Aaaaaa aaaaammmmm?MmmMmmm Aaaaaaaaaaaa

09-10-2022 , 10:36 AM

#108

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

OMG F had too much Crystal Mett!

09-10-2022 , 11:58 AM

#109

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

OMG F had too much Crystal Mett!

09-10-2022 , 12:04 PM

#110

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Crystal MettBrötchen

09-11-2022 , 03:32 AM

#111

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

We are getting a one off public holiday on a Thursday. I mean wtf?

09-11-2022 , 12:42 PM

#112

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

I hope you'll spend that day contemplating about your late liege, QE2, and prepare for the coronation of KC3!

09-11-2022 , 04:52 PM

#113

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,750

Happy Sheepdays. Happy upsidedown holidays

09-11-2022 , 06:00 PM

#114

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

Uzbek sheep have even bigger butts!

09-11-2022 , 07:24 PM

#115

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,750

RIP patriots, RIP packers, RIP small back sheep

09-11-2022 , 11:09 PM

#116

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,368

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

RIP patriots, RIP packers, RIP small back sheep

The local card room was paying out bounties and table shares on touchdowns and field goals and I, being a faithless mercenary, cheered whenever Miami scored on New England. I got $50 for my betrayal.

09-12-2022 , 12:48 AM

#117

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Happy Sheepday! This week we recognize Mr. Sheep for being the most productive member of the BBV Moderot Monarchy. Long Live the Sheep!

09-12-2022 , 12:48 AM

#118

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

The local card room was paying out bounties and table shares on touchdowns and field goals and I, being a faithless mercenary, cheered whenever Miami scored on New England. I got $50 for my betrayal.

Proud of you.

09-12-2022 , 12:49 AM

#119

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIP The Queen and her cult of personality.

09-12-2022 , 12:51 AM

#120

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. Happy Sheepday!
2. We gamboled yesterday
3. Hard
4. We did not acquire all of the spilmaks
5. Not even close
6. We were up $400 at one point but meh
7. Went to see Chris Tucker with a nice Syrian girl this evening at the same casino
8. She has a doctor boyfriend