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09-20-2022 , 01:11 PM

#176

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

The funny thing is I don't follow the markets at all; when there's the next crash I'll probably learn it from this thread!

Spoiler:

09-20-2022 , 03:27 PM

#177

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I've finished the German candy and now there's nothing to look forward to at work

09-20-2022 , 08:50 PM

#178

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Except for more work. Thanks Morph

09-21-2022 , 10:26 AM

#179

Sheep86

*** Mods on a Bender in September LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

Sheep encountered a lot of his relatives today, but none of them wanted to be petted. They always run away when Sheep comes too close.

09-21-2022 , 10:32 AM

#180

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Maybe they think you're a wolf in a sheep's clothing!

09-21-2022 , 05:35 PM

#181

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep encountered a lot of his relatives today, but none of them wanted to be petted. They always run away when Sheep comes too close.

You should of have worked on ur petting techniques. They know. They know

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Except for more work. Thanks Morph

Tell me about it. Thanks Morph

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I've finished the German candy and now there's nothing to look forward to at work

1. Online order moar German candy
2. Thank me later

Moar epic lists coming

Last edited by Sheep86; 09-22-2022 at 04:23 AM. Reason: Grammar

09-21-2022 , 05:36 PM

#182

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

As usual mods are not useful for anything, you have to do everything yourself. k, Morph is busy with all the markets as usual. Did you know September is the worst month statistically? RIP moneyz

RIP moneyz

09-21-2022 , 06:46 PM

#183

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

09-21-2022 , 08:45 PM

#184

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

In the German dubbed Version, that dude is Swiss.

09-21-2022 , 09:03 PM

#185

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Sammy is so poor.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/australian...001758078.html

09-21-2022 , 11:02 PM

#186

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

In the German dubbed Version, that dude is Swiss.

This can't be true! Zee German boi ist German!

09-21-2022 , 11:02 PM

#187

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep encountered a lot of his relatives today, but none of them wanted to be petted. They always run away when Sheep comes too close.

I'm sorry Mr. Sheep. Next time ewe will get luckier.

09-21-2022 , 11:14 PM

#188

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CixCQ...d=NmY1MzVkODY=

09-22-2022 , 04:28 AM

#189

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is so poor.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/australian...001758078.html

Fake news. Peeps in Monaco are richer than Aussie peeps.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'm sorry Mr. Sheep. Next time ewe will get luckier.

09-22-2022 , 06:59 AM

#190

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

In the German dubbed Version, that dude is Swiss.

Who is he in Switzerland? Prolly Austrian, as we're running out of traditional green lederhosen host countries.

09-22-2022 , 02:26 PM

#191

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is so poor.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/australian...001758078.html

Fake newsa

09-22-2022 , 03:25 PM

#192

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fake newsa

When a poor Australian moves to Denmark it increases the average wealth value for both countries.

09-22-2022 , 11:11 PM

#193

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

NVG is in the worst shape I've ever seen and it makes me LOL many LOLs

09-22-2022 , 11:14 PM

#194

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Peek through the thread about Ebony Kenney (whoever the **** that is) and it's just...holyshitlolbad

09-23-2022 , 12:32 AM

#195

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Thanks Morph

09-23-2022 , 09:50 AM

#196

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

NVG is in the worst shape I've ever seen and it makes me LOL many LOLs

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Peek through the thread about Ebony Kenney (whoever the **** that is) and it's just...holyshitlolbad

Spoiler:

09-23-2022 , 11:30 AM

#197

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Peek through the thread about Ebony Kenney (whoever the **** that is) and it's just...holyshitlolbad

Sammy read that thread. Sammy agrees with AlwaysFolding. (Yes. Sammy just agreed with you, don't let it go to your head.)

NVG needs Sammy as a regular poster. Sammy could make that place blossom like a naked German in a sausage shop.

09-23-2022 , 11:37 AM

#198

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Sammy's the kind of guy to have the smallest sausage in a sausage shop

09-23-2022 , 11:55 AM

#199

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Mr. Mr.mmmKay is the kind of guy that's needs to work on his joke-game. If you were willing to really put in the hours and the hard work it would take for a person like you, I'm sure you could make it to the level where you could actually say something funny. Mic drop...*

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Quote:

an instance of deliberately dropping or tossing aside one's microphone at the end of a performance or speech one considers to have been particularly impressive.