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10-04-2018 , 02:18 PM

#201

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

But playing Dixie Kong's Double Trouble is important to me

10-04-2018 , 02:34 PM

#202

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Sammy's saving the world

10-04-2018 , 02:38 PM

#203

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Sammy farts a lot.

10-04-2018 , 02:39 PM

#204

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy joins the thread 200 posts in.

He breaks wind.

Namaste.

10-04-2018 , 02:56 PM

#205

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

10-04-2018 , 03:02 PM

#206

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

That reminds me about wanting to watch Zombieland again. Thanks, Sammy.

10-04-2018 , 03:26 PM

#207

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Any luck slaying the canadian poon Craggoo? Or are you still a virgin like Sammy. Those asian female IT nerds maybe.

They can't keep their hands off the Craggoo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Look closely, craggoo

Craggoo doesn't need to be told he's right. Craggoo is always right.

10-04-2018 , 03:33 PM

#208

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Craggoo is always right. Mr. Zamboni drinks the vodka. Flaskepost.

10-04-2018 , 03:50 PM

#209

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

FLASKEPOST

10-04-2018 , 03:53 PM

#210

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

flaskepost
bottle post
Translated from Norwegian

10-04-2018 , 04:08 PM

#211

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

flaskepost
bottle post
Translated from Norwegian

10-04-2018 , 04:11 PM

#212

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

hmmm

10-04-2018 , 04:17 PM

#213

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

hmmm

10-04-2018 , 04:24 PM

#214

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

10-04-2018 , 04:32 PM

#215

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Angry Morph itt

10-04-2018 , 04:35 PM

#216

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

10-04-2018 , 04:37 PM

#217

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Craggoo is always right. Mr. Zamboni drinks the vodka. Flaskepost.

Sammy is just mad he doesn't get all the attention anymore.

10-04-2018 , 04:39 PM

#218

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Sammy could never be mad at Craggoo. Craggoo is Sammy's idol. Sammy has been sticking it to the mods just like Craggoo told him.

10-04-2018 , 04:42 PM

#219

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

POLITI - KONTROL - DET SKABER MERE VOLD

10-04-2018 , 05:43 PM

#220

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Trying to get a job after 7 years out will be interesting. Will likely have to drop back a couple of rungs on the ladder. Might even have to drop back 50 rungs or so to get back into the game and apply for a job like Sammy's.

btw it would be so epic if you would save the world before Sammy does. He would be so pissed!

10-04-2018 , 05:46 PM

#221

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

They can't keep their hands off the Craggoo.

Craggoo doesn't need to be told he's right. Craggoo is always right.

So how is the career going? Are you already a "scrum-master"? Do you even agile?

10-04-2018 , 06:00 PM

#222

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

btw it would be so epic if you would save the world before Sammy does. He would be so pissed!

No saving worlds here. I build bridges and roads. I don't just go to work to play table tennis and get coffee for my boss.

10-04-2018 , 06:05 PM

#223

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Craggoo is always right. Mr. Zamboni drinks the vodka. Flaskepost.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

FLASKEPOST

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

flaskepost
bottle post
Translated from Norwegian

bottle = "Flasche" in German. We also call a loser a Flasche.
=> Flaskepost = loser post.

It's not the new Spilmaks, but it could be the new slut results.

10-04-2018 , 07:07 PM

#224

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So how is the career going? Are you already a "scrum-master"? Do you even agile?

** insert more worthless keywords here **

10-04-2018 , 07:09 PM

#225

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

^ that guy knows his ****

Rip alobar rip raven riley

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