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***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW*** ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

10-03-2018 , 09:48 PM
WN you would have to come back and post more for the modship.

I clearly am qualified for the position of suggesting that Mr. H0RUS would be well suited for the position!
10-03-2018 , 09:49 PM
But seriously though fid if you leave I would be a sad panda. And Morph doesn't even post as much as he used to, what would I do?
10-03-2018 , 09:54 PM
sup bro
10-03-2018 , 09:55 PM
i had a frustrating day at work, i am now upset and it is affecting my behavior.
10-03-2018 , 09:56 PM
fid, maybe if you posted some good gifs like you did last month instead of these animals all would be right on the interwebs
10-03-2018 , 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
So the First World office dating system ≈ the Indian caste system.
irony can be a beautiful thing
10-03-2018 , 10:04 PM
Hello homie what's good? **** work, those peasants is trash
10-03-2018 , 10:05 PM
I had a **** day too. Let's mash some dutches together and get blitzen-schlitzen
10-03-2018 , 10:22 PM
I nominate Mr AlwaysFolding for new mod.

Fid I'm the opposite of you. Find me a high paying job thats easy and I'll do it for life.
10-03-2018 , 10:26 PM
I am trying to have high-paying job for life.

I will take middle-management. Selling out is great.
10-04-2018 , 12:24 AM
Pretty sure if your an experienced project manager you will still be able to easily get a job.
10-04-2018 , 12:31 AM
I'll manage YOUR projects.
10-04-2018 , 03:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
WN you would have to come back and post more for the modship.

I clearly am qualified for the position of suggesting that Mr. H0RUS would be well suited for the position!
You are too kind fellow blaster

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
I nominate Mr AlwaysFolding for new mod.

Fid I'm the opposite of you. Find me a high paying job thats easy and I'll do it for life.
I heard samuel gets paid well and all he has to do is lay down.
10-04-2018 , 04:33 AM
Can we get back to talking about how Aussie women are hairy plz
10-04-2018 , 04:34 AM
Any luck slaying the canadian poon Craggoo? Or are you still a virgin like Sammy. Those asian female IT nerds maybe.
10-04-2018 , 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Hello homie what's good? **** work, those peasants is trash
****ing passive aggressive ****s out here. West coast is cool, but i prefer the straight up aggression like chicago or nyc, at least you know where you stand there

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I had a **** day too. Let's mash some dutches together and get blitzen-schlitzen
wait what, i thought you were on the wagon
10-04-2018 , 09:42 AM
ex hits me up ln and tells me she has stage 3 brest cancer is in the middle of chemo and asks me to go see her

i mean what the ****ing ****. can you smash while getting poison pumped into your veins?
10-04-2018 , 09:43 AM
also, **** your ****ing mouth hole thursday you wretched ****
10-04-2018 , 09:44 AM
gd 9-5 life, now i have to wait 10ish hours

Spoiler:
10-04-2018 , 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
****ing passive aggressive ****s out here. West coast is cool, but i prefer the straight up aggression like chicago or nyc, at least you know where you stand there



wait what, i thought you were on the wagon
I am but last night I was in a period of anger, no marijuanas will be smoked on porpoise
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
ex hits me up ln and tells me she has stage 3 brest cancer is in the middle of chemo and asks me to go see her

i mean what the ****ing ****. can you smash while getting poison pumped into your veins?
You can pump your vein poison into her poonani what she's getting chemo'd but I don't think either of you will enjoy it very much
10-04-2018 , 10:04 AM
0. I like Aussie gif-ts
1. **** you Thursday you wretched ****bucket
2. I can't believe we all bought into the societal constructs of jobs and money
3. Excuse me while I dissociate for a moment
4. Pharmacokinetics test at 1:25 gents
5. My body is not ready
6. Partitioning!
7. Compartmentalization!
8. Bears!
9. Oh my!
10. I shall **** them all
11. Drink*! Drink* them all!
12. Them being these ****ing coffees
13. FranFran touched my peen
10-04-2018 , 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Craggoo
Can we get back to talking about how Aussie women are hairy plz


Look closely, craggoo
10-04-2018 , 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I am but last night I was in a period of anger, no marijuanas will be smoked on porpoise

You can pump your vein poison into her poonani what she's getting chemo'd but I don't think either of you will enjoy it very much
ok, good on the no smoke.

****, can a guy catch a break?

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
13. FranFran touched my peen
how was it

gl on loltestaments
10-04-2018 , 10:10 AM
Honestly FranFran is a very gentle lover. Allegedly Sammy taught him.
10-04-2018 , 10:10 AM
And thank you, sir. I will be studying during other classes for said exam until it happens and then I will forget it ever happened.

      
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