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10-27-2018 , 09:32 PM

#1576

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I forgot how terrible a poster craggo actually is

10-27-2018 , 10:26 PM

#1577

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

HEY

MARRIED GUY

HOW'S MARRIED LIFE?

10-27-2018 , 10:36 PM

#1578

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I'm almost 8000 posts

I will prepare Sheep's body for your poast.

10-27-2018 , 10:37 PM

#1579

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

10-27-2018 , 11:06 PM

#1580

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I forgot how terrible a poster craggo actually is

Good thing there is no one here by that name idiot

10-27-2018 , 11:12 PM

#1581

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

10-27-2018 , 11:30 PM

#1582

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Good thing there is no one here by that name idiot

Eat every last dick

10-27-2018 , 11:30 PM

#1583

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

That’s more or less married life

10-28-2018 , 01:46 AM

#1584

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Eat every last dick

Craggoo is a real man. He doesn't engage in gay sex punk.

10-28-2018 , 02:55 AM

#1585

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Wellington Phoenix vs Brisbane Roar Sammy. Our import player misses an open goal, great signing. 0-0 Half Time

10-28-2018 , 02:55 AM

#1586

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Craggoo is a real man. He doesn't engage in gay sex punk.

Transgender sex is gay sex Craggoo

10-28-2018 , 02:58 AM

#1587

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

There's something wrong with Sammy's head

10-28-2018 , 03:02 AM

#1588

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

That's what you get for not using the condoms I offered you

10-28-2018 , 03:13 AM

#1589

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Did we have sex without condoms last night FWWM? Sammy doesn't remember.

10-28-2018 , 03:21 AM

#1590

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Nah I think you just ****ed your neighbors as usual. And maybe Henk

Spoiler:

10-28-2018 , 03:29 AM

#1591

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Guizhou Hengfeng Zhiceng - Guangzhou Evergrande, over 3,5 goals.

10-28-2018 , 03:34 AM

#1592

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

10-28-2018 , 03:43 AM

#1593

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Thanks AF for introducing me to this new meme template. Pro tip: Use Comic Sans all caps black on white:

10-28-2018 , 03:47 AM

#1594

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Zapf Dingbats, use Zapf Dingbats.

10-28-2018 , 03:53 AM

#1595

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Did Morph remember to set his clock today? Morph hates these daylight savings time changes. Is it only called daylight savings in the summer? Sammy doesn't know.

10-28-2018 , 04:21 AM

#1596

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's mother did a bad thing. For her next birthday, she invited the whole family for a weekend auf der Insel Sylt. Has Morph ever been there?

10-28-2018 , 04:27 AM

#1597

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Hai everyone! Daylight Saving Time just ended in Poland as well as a number of other countries, which means that this is THE LONGEST SHEEPDAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Sheepday!

Sheep's back hurts. It's hard for Sheep to get up or even turn his head. It's cold and wet outside. Sheep will do a morning run anyway, because he's tough like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's mother did a bad thing. For her next birthday, she invited the whole family for a weekend auf der Insel Sylt. Has Morph ever been there?

List auf Sylt (known as List until 31 December 2008) is the northernmost municipality in Germany, located on the North Sea island of Sylt close to Denmark in the district of Nordfriesland in the state of Schleswig-Holstein.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_auf_Sylt

10-28-2018 , 04:31 AM

#1598

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

10-28-2018 , 04:34 AM

#1599

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Hai everyone! Daylight Saving Time just ended in Poland as well as a number of other countries, which means that this is THE LONGEST SHEEPDAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Sheepday!

Sheep's back hurts. It's hard for Sheep to get up or even turn his head. It's cold and wet outside. Sheep will do a morning run anyway, because he's tough like that.

List auf Sylt (known as List until 31 December 2008) is the northernmost municipality in Germany, located on the North Sea island of Sylt close to Denmark in the district of Nordfriesland in the state of Schleswig-Holstein.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_auf_Sylt

Sammy found a way to remove other people's gifs from their posts. Sammy is very smart like that.