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10-02-2018 , 01:08 PM

#101

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

The 2+2 user FranFran has received a 1-day ban.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Sounds doable Sheep if you run into problems you can just blame us. And by us I mean Morph

10-02-2018 , 01:13 PM

#102

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Pardon me but I think someone got the thread title wrong. We should be celebrating the triumphant return of Craggoo this month. Sammy is a fat vegetarian that loses all his money sports betting. He's also a virgin. Paying for sex doesn't count.

RIP Cragoo

10-02-2018 , 01:17 PM

#103

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

10-02-2018 , 01:24 PM

#104

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

10-02-2018 , 02:08 PM

#105

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Office job, same floor but different teams so hardly working with each other, no bosses.

Sounds fine to me.

10-02-2018 , 03:10 PM

#106

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Morph killing it!

10-02-2018 , 03:38 PM

#107

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

RIP it

10-02-2018 , 03:44 PM

#108

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Thanks Morph.

10-02-2018 , 03:49 PM

#109

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Hanging all the way over. Def skipping out on the afternoon session of this conference. Online pokerz, pasta, and naps incoming

10-02-2018 , 04:15 PM

#110

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So, 99% going back to Australia in the new year.

Long story short. Spoke to a lawyer 4-6 months ago about living in America. She said "okay, just need to make a business application". She has now changed her mind and said "making the application after not living in Australia for a while would look suspicious".

So, will now return to Australia for at least a year before making the application (if we decide to do it).

I'm not particularly sad about it (though, if given a choice would stay). But I've had enough moving every 6 months or so.

The worst part is that the quarantine period for the dog is a 6 month process including 10 days in a cage in Australia.

****ing lawyers.

Sorry Colin, but it's true.

They can't all be as good as me. It's tough at the top.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Fiddle sticks will be back to australia,

Sammy will not eat pussy in his denmarkian village.

Piddlenator will announce new months from the future.

Seems like everything is getting back to its place.

I expect steady and secure 2019.

Time to invest in real estate.

**** you craggoo

Wise words from a wise Franko

10-02-2018 , 04:18 PM

#111

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

If you're so good, you should get Fid a Visa, right now!

10-02-2018 , 04:34 PM

#112

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

If you're so good, you should get Fid a Visa, right now!

this.

10-02-2018 , 04:43 PM

#113

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

I'm sorry for ur loss having to return to Australia. You know what they say... when you go to American u never go back.

10-02-2018 , 05:11 PM

#114

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

They can't all be as good as me. It's tough at the top.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

If you're so good, you should get Fid a Visa, right now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

this.

Your hear it Colin. Get that man his Visa to New Zealand!

10-02-2018 , 05:16 PM

#115

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This.

And are you her boss or she your boss? And do you work directly with each other?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Office job, same floor but different teams so hardly working with each other, no bosses.

Step 1: Become her boss.

10-02-2018 , 07:27 PM

#116

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

What is your policy regarding attractive ewes at work, guise? Do you go after them or do you keep ewes and work separated? Asking for a friend.

You make small talks, try to be buddies, if she bites she will be warm and receptive like a meal made completely of sex!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Office job, same floor but different teams so hardly working with each other, no bosses.

Maybe she will allow you to be her shepherd

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Any lamb menu for workers?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The 2+2 user FranFran has received a 1-day ban.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

I'm sorry for ur loss having to return to Australia. You know what they say... when you go to American u never go back.

Craggoo we need more culling in this thread, you're just the man to do it. Rob's mum can handle it.

10-02-2018 , 07:28 PM

#117

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

The mystery of who the two slowpokes in the Avatar are has been solved

10-02-2018 , 07:41 PM

#118

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Your hear it Colin. Get that man his Visa to New Zealand!

He doesn't need a visa to come to New Zealand. Australian citizens can move here anytime they want.

Sadly I'm not qualified to give advice on American immigration law.