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Old 10-18-2018, 01:46 PM   #1101
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I like the rythm. Don't judge.
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Old 10-18-2018, 02:11 PM   #1102
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Thanks Morph, Im drunk enough, I just confused my vodka with that cheap chinese rice wine in my fridge that oynbody can drunk and mixed it with organge. Conclusion, still can not drink. And its not for lack of alc, that **** has like 30%
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:19 PM   #1103
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Very good, Morph
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:20 PM   #1104
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I have Shaoxing wine in my fridge

only for cooking though
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:20 PM   #1105
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The hat really ties together the ensemble.
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:50 PM   #1106
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Thats the poison I was talking about. Thanks Morph
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Old 10-18-2018, 03:54 PM   #1107
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Well aged, delicate, BUT 100%!!!!
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Old 10-18-2018, 04:04 PM   #1108
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Old 10-18-2018, 04:09 PM   #1109
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Old 10-18-2018, 04:50 PM   #1110
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Dick Passwater


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Old 10-18-2018, 05:08 PM   #1111
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More free beer, food and table tennis at work make Sheep an even happier even-toed ungulate.
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Old 10-18-2018, 05:14 PM   #1112
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Old 10-18-2018, 05:52 PM   #1113
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Old 10-18-2018, 09:04 PM   #1114
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Just spontaneously booked another weekend in Manila cos **** all that's why. I'm going to do 100% tourist stuff and 0% pokerz and hookerz
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Old 10-18-2018, 11:03 PM   #1115
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Jesus. People were lining up 2-3 blocks at weed shops yesterday. I don't really mind but I have to ask what ever happened to having hobbies or going for a walk. Name any used to be common activity. lol

I am starting to regret not investing in weed, frito lay, and pizza stocks.
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Old 10-18-2018, 11:27 PM   #1116
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My bipolar neighbor keyed my 2018 Honda pilot so I knifed their tires. GG


Did they mean to do it to your car, and if so what do they feel like you did (in their mania) to warrant the 500-1000 paint job?
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:11 AM   #1117
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Old 10-19-2018, 01:38 AM   #1118
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Three days off!!!!

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Old 10-19-2018, 01:39 AM   #1119
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Labour Day is an annual holiday to celebrate the achievements of workers. Labour Day has its origins in the labour union movement, specifically the eight-hour day movement, which advocated eight hours for work, eight hours for recreation, and eight hours for rest. Wikipedia
Date: 22 October 2018
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:55 AM   #1120
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Did they mean to do it to your car, and if so what do they feel like you did (in their mania) to warrant the 500-1000 paint job?
Oh they meant it. Its probably less than $500 imo, its like a 24 inch long scratch. They are bipolar and on meds, where i stay there is free range parking, no assigned parking, they park in the same spot 9 out of 10 times. If that spots open im parking there if i have to, idc. So next day i come outside and their car is parked extremely close to mines, like 2 feet of space and my car has a scratch (the only scratch, i look every day lol).

They scratched my 2012 honda civic last year(i didnt care because the car was old and i actually found it so petty and funny) my neighbors suv last year and my nieces car this year. So i finally had enough and just popped all 4 of their tires lol. I thought about just saying something but that doesnt accomplish much and given their bipolar disorder it could go many different ways. So i just did what i had to do overnight.

All 4 tires are still popped as of the time of this message. Safe to say thats the last time they scratch someones car.


If they decided to escalate it, sugar in the gas tank is next.
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Old 10-19-2018, 05:21 AM   #1121
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Oh they meant it. Its probably less than $500 imo, its like a 24 inch long scratch. They are bipolar and on meds, where i stay there is free range parking, no assigned parking, they park in the same spot 9 out of 10 times. If that spots open im parking there if i have to, idc. So next day i come outside and their car is parked extremely close to mines, like 2 feet of space and my car has a scratch (the only scratch, i look every day lol).



They scratched my 2012 honda civic last year(i didnt care because the car was old and i actually found it so petty and funny) my neighbors suv last year and my nieces car this year. So i finally had enough and just popped all 4 of their tires lol. I thought about just saying something but that doesnt accomplish much and given their bipolar disorder it could go many different ways. So i just did what i had to do overnight.



All 4 tires are still popped as of the time of this message. Safe to say thats the last time they scratch someones car.





If they decided to escalate it, sugar in the gas tank is next.


Damn you negroes are crazy in Atlanta...
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Old 10-19-2018, 06:12 AM   #1122
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I get married in 7 days in front of the fountains at Bellagio Las Vegas. Other than the event itself and the week with her being special (and itís where we first went on vacation together as a couple) itís special for another reason to me. My Dad turned 70 in August and he just recovered from a successful surgery for removal of prostate cancer.

My dad has fewer days in front of him than behind him but Iím very grateful that he will be healthy and present for me to marry (soon to be) Mrs. Natamus.

Letís see what I spend more on next weekend, the ring, the ceremony/reception or the gambols
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:05 AM   #1123
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Contratulations Mr. Natamus and future Mrs. Natamus!
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:23 AM   #1124
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grats nat

damn horus
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:08 AM   #1125
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Henk in da house. Henk brought Cognac and Tequila.

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