So, TR on a classmate:
Girl who I swore I would never get involved with due to personality discrepancies: we are pretty good buddies by this point (third semester). Nothing weird has occurred except for her waking me up by using me as a ****-pillow a few weeks ago, but basically that was a ****ing weird one-off that I expected was a legitimate crime of opportunity. Emphasis on crime.
ONE-OFF? No.
Tonight she came over to hot tub which is fairly regular. What did she end up doing? Wearing a buttplug and hands-free vibrator. Unbeknownst to me. Why? Why is this my life? Then immediately post-hot tub she reveals her little secret and specifically requests to remove the poison with the backdoor. KEEP IN MIND that this is technically first time on home plate.
What a ****ing weird day.
Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 10-18-2018 at 12:37 AM.
Had a squash exec meeting tonight. Club is looking sad as its getting too hot people are losing interest. Apparently the club is hosting some Euchre tournament and they want people to do the bar. I don't think poker has reached my town yet.
Yes, I am temporarily away from Germany, Sammy, and as far as permanent residence goes, this could be for quite some time but they are already bracing for my return. 8 days over XMas and then 9 days Vegas. RIP me