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***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW*** ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

10-18-2018 , 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Just got a pm from Fid I'm invited
I BELIEVE THIS LIKE I BELIEVE IN SANTACLAUS

Spoiler:
So, TR on a classmate:
Girl who I swore I would never get involved with due to personality discrepancies: we are pretty good buddies by this point (third semester). Nothing weird has occurred except for her waking me up by using me as a ****-pillow a few weeks ago, but basically that was a ****ing weird one-off that I expected was a legitimate crime of opportunity. Emphasis on crime.

ONE-OFF? No.

Tonight she came over to hot tub which is fairly regular. What did she end up doing? Wearing a buttplug and hands-free vibrator. Unbeknownst to me. Why? Why is this my life? Then immediately post-hot tub she reveals her little secret and specifically requests to remove the poison with the backdoor. KEEP IN MIND that this is technically first time on home plate.

What a ****ing weird day.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 10-18-2018 at 12:37 AM.
10-18-2018 , 02:51 AM
Weed is legal in Canada!

10-18-2018 , 02:53 AM
10-18-2018 , 02:57 AM
NZ v Australia in Netball right now. Sammy make that money
10-18-2018 , 03:01 AM
Drinking the good stuff right now.

Can't believe Fid is finally getting married and getting a job. Not sure what the world is coming to.
10-18-2018 , 03:03 AM
No combo breakers this time of night. This is Colin Piddle all night long baby.
10-18-2018 , 03:04 AM
Had a squash exec meeting tonight. Club is looking sad as its getting too hot people are losing interest. Apparently the club is hosting some Euchre tournament and they want people to do the bar. I don't think poker has reached my town yet.
10-18-2018 , 03:05 AM
I'm cranking some old school Rap right now Mr TBH. You shud be awake smoking bowls right now with me.
10-18-2018 , 03:10 AM
I think its my destiny to marry, in the year 2045.
10-18-2018 , 03:11 AM
I think I will probably marry Sammy's daughter
10-18-2018 , 03:13 AM
We suck at netball
10-18-2018 , 07:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
I think I will probably marry Sammy's daughter
YES!
10-18-2018 , 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
YES!
10-18-2018 , 09:23 AM
Start calling Sammy "Dad" Colin!
10-18-2018 , 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Start calling Sammy "Dad" Colin!
10-18-2018 , 10:12 AM
10-18-2018 , 10:12 AM
lol...

10-18-2018 , 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
I'm cranking some old school Rap right now Mr TBH. You shud be awake smoking bowls right now with me.
i ripped one last night

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
lol...

i mean, why
10-18-2018 , 10:46 AM
posting while taking a ****, also **** you fursday
10-18-2018 , 01:05 PM
10-18-2018 , 01:11 PM
Congrats fid. Or RIP. Whatever you like. If in doubt blame Morph
10-18-2018 , 01:16 PM
Just spontaneously booked another weekend in Manila cos **** all that's why. I'm going to do 100% tourist stuff and 0% pokerz and hookerz
Spoiler:
Maybe there's a slight deviation in the %, like in the lower three digit range lol
10-18-2018 , 01:19 PM
I approve of your well tbh but Im too drunk to ask anything rn. I blame Morph
10-18-2018 , 01:26 PM
Yes, I am temporarily away from Germany, Sammy, and as far as permanent residence goes, this could be for quite some time but they are already bracing for my return. 8 days over XMas and then 9 days Vegas. RIP me
10-18-2018 , 01:29 PM
Secret Morph footage



      
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