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Old Today, 05:39 PM   #1051
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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Come on that garbage from Sammy is a joke right. BRB gotten ring my first girlfriend from when I was 16 see if she wants to get back together cos its meant to be.
No, It's not.

You better calm down, right now! Sammy does not appreciate that tone.
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Old Today, 05:39 PM   #1052
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Congrats Fid! I assume we're all invited?
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Old Today, 05:42 PM   #1053
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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Also, I'm getting married next year.

RIPFidstar.
The Fiddle wants to be like Sammy...Can't really blame him
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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We have known each other since we started in school at the age of 5. We were in the same class for 10 years. We went to the gymnasium for 3 years together. We were each others first girl/boyfriend at a very young age. Our parents were close friends. We were parted for some years, then back and forth a few times, and now will be together forever. Growing up we both had a need to "live" and try other stuff, and we both had other partners, but we remained friends and both knew that we would end up together eventually. It's not like getting married is a start of something new and exciting. We know each other better than our parents do.
VERDAMMT ICH LIEB DICH
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Old Today, 05:43 PM   #1055
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Old Today, 05:47 PM   #1056
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Old Today, 05:47 PM   #1057
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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Congrats Fid! I assume we're all invited?
No one is invited

I'm not going to waste a bunch of money like the Sammy.
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Old Today, 05:49 PM   #1058
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Old Today, 05:52 PM   #1059
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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No one is invited

I'm not going to waste a bunch of money like the Sammy.
Sammy hasn't spent a cent his life, that he has not gotten its worth out of.

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Old Today, 06:07 PM   #1060
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Old Today, 06:09 PM   #1061
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Today was a milestone of remembrance in BBV/LC/NC history.

Today we learned:

Fidstar will finally make an honest woman out his gf of 21 years.

Mr. Mr.mmmkay liebst Sammy.

Morph walks with a cane.

Sheep is cool a always (nothing new there, but deserved a mention).

Colin is jealous of Sammy, and did an angry Haka infront his mirror.

AlwayFolding got burned.

TBH does not dislike Sammy.

FWWM is the coolest German itt (because he left Germany).
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Old Today, 06:23 PM   #1062
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Grats Fid!
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Old Today, 06:41 PM   #1063
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Just got a pm from Fid I'm invited
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Old Today, 06:45 PM   #1065
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Almost lunchtime I need Sammy to cook me some fresh fish and sperm sauce
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Old Today, 07:10 PM   #1066
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Sammy can sperm sa on colin
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