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10-17-2018 , 09:28 AM

#1001

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Sammy blames Morph

10-17-2018 , 10:09 AM

#1002

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Craggoo could slide his chili dog into panrippers mom's cucumber canal

No jumping the line sir

10-17-2018 , 10:10 AM

#1003

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Sammy i prayed for you, i hope jesus touches you soon.

10-17-2018 , 10:20 AM

#1004

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Spoiler:

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-17-2018 at 10:30 AM.

10-17-2018 , 11:36 AM

#1005

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Barcelona - Glasgow, over 3,5 goals
Ajax - Lyon, over 3,5 goals
Wolfsburg - Atl. Madrid, over 3,5 goals
Zürich - Bayern München, over 3,5 goals

1st game starts in an hour. Place your bets now, and thank Sammy later.

Beer

10-17-2018 , 12:04 PM

#1006

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Women football itt,

Sammy confurmed broke

10-17-2018 , 12:04 PM

#1007

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Hangingovering like ****ing animal.

**** you so hard whatever day this is.

10-17-2018 , 12:17 PM

#1008

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Women football itt,

Sammy confurmed broke

10-17-2018 , 12:19 PM

#1009

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,641

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

So Craggoo was trying to find alternate names to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch then Craggoo found this. Craggoo never knew there were so many amusing ways to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch. Some of Craggoo's favorites:

Quote:

Death of Adam
Mud Flaps
Bearded Taco

Dead serious those are in the list.

Fixed Mr. Craggoo's poast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Sammy i prayed for you, i hope jesus touches you soon.

No Sammies were touched on purpose.

10-17-2018 , 01:09 PM

#1010

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

THE MAß

10-17-2018 , 02:30 PM

#1011

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

10-17-2018 , 02:46 PM

#1012

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Wth is wrong with that duck?

10-17-2018 , 02:53 PM

#1013

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

Platypuses are awesome.

I've never seen one in the wild though. They're quite rare.

10-17-2018 , 03:00 PM

#1014

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Sammy never saw Morph in the wild either, he's quite rare. That doesn't mean he's awesome.

10-17-2018 , 03:07 PM

#1015

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I have a platypus tattoo.

10-17-2018 , 03:10 PM

#1016

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,641

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

THE MAß

The Sammy may not post new threads
The Sammy may not post replies

10-17-2018 , 03:16 PM

#1017

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Sammy may not post new threads
The Sammy may not post replies

10-17-2018 , 03:18 PM

#1018

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I have a platypus tattoo.

Sammy has a Morph tattoo

10-17-2018 , 03:25 PM

#1019

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

Morph has a fids tattoo

10-17-2018 , 03:27 PM

#1020

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

10-17-2018 , 03:28 PM

#1021

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

That's that 7-UP punk isn't it?

You have ugly knees or shoulders, or whatever the **** that is. That's what happens when you don't shower at least ones a day

10-17-2018 , 03:31 PM

#1022

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

Yeah, that's not me Sammy...

10-17-2018 , 03:35 PM

#1023

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Yeah, Sammy kinda guessed you weren't the 7UP guy. You have to do something about your skin problem dude. That **** is nasty.

10-17-2018 , 03:37 PM

#1024

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,015

Still going to London?

10-17-2018 , 03:42 PM

#1025

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Still going to London?

She is, not Sammy. Sammy floated the idea to his sister, that her and hot wife's sister should all go together, and she thought is was a great idea. Sammy's tricky like that. Henk will be staying at Sammy's place for a few days. Henk and Sammy will be drinking the beers while Sammy laughs at his funny dutchdanish accent.

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