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Old 10-17-2018, 09:28 AM   #1001
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Sammy blames Morph

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Old 10-17-2018, 10:09 AM   #1002
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Old 10-17-2018, 10:10 AM   #1003
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Sammy i prayed for you, i hope jesus touches you soon.
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Old 10-17-2018, 10:20 AM   #1004
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Old 10-17-2018, 11:36 AM   #1005
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Barcelona - Glasgow, over 3,5 goals
Ajax - Lyon, over 3,5 goals
Wolfsburg - Atl. Madrid, over 3,5 goals
Zürich - Bayern München, over 3,5 goals

1st game starts in an hour. Place your bets now, and thank Sammy later.

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Old 10-17-2018, 12:04 PM   #1006
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Women football itt,

Sammy confurmed broke
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:04 PM   #1007
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Hangingovering like ****ing animal.

**** you so hard whatever day this is.
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:17 PM   #1008
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Women football itt,

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Old 10-17-2018, 12:19 PM   #1009
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So Craggoo was trying to find alternate names to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch then Craggoo found this. Craggoo never knew there were so many amusing ways to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch. Some of Craggoo's favorites:

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Death of Adam
Mud Flaps
Bearded Taco
Dead serious those are in the list.
Fixed Mr. Craggoo's poast.

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Sammy i prayed for you, i hope jesus touches you soon.
No Sammies were touched on purpose.
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Old 10-17-2018, 01:09 PM   #1010
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THE MAß

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Old 10-17-2018, 02:30 PM   #1011
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Old 10-17-2018, 02:46 PM   #1012
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Wth is wrong with that duck?
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Old 10-17-2018, 02:53 PM   #1013
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Platypuses are awesome.

I've never seen one in the wild though. They're quite rare.
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:00 PM   #1014
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Sammy never saw Morph in the wild either, he's quite rare. That doesn't mean he's awesome.
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:07 PM   #1015
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I have a platypus tattoo.
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:10 PM   #1016
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THE MAß

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Old 10-17-2018, 03:16 PM   #1017
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:18 PM   #1018
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Sammy has a Morph tattoo
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:25 PM   #1019
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Morph has a fids tattoo
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:27 PM   #1020
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:28 PM   #1021
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That's that 7-UP punk isn't it?

You have ugly knees or shoulders, or whatever the **** that is. That's what happens when you don't shower at least ones a day
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:31 PM   #1022
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Yeah, that's not me Sammy...
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:35 PM   #1023
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Yeah, Sammy kinda guessed you weren't the 7UP guy. You have to do something about your skin problem dude. That **** is nasty.
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:37 PM   #1024
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Still going to London?
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Old 10-17-2018, 03:42 PM   #1025
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Still going to London?
She is, not Sammy. Sammy floated the idea to his sister, that her and hot wife's sister should all go together, and she thought is was a great idea. Sammy's tricky like that. Henk will be staying at Sammy's place for a few days. Henk and Sammy will be drinking the beers while Sammy laughs at his funny dutchdanish accent.
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