Seems like a RIP Sammy tale so far. Not one post. Yet the man has the audacity to post in OOT

Pardon me but I think someone got the thread title wrong. We should be celebrating the triumphant return of Craggoo this month. Sammy is a fat vegetarian that loses all his money sports betting. He's also a virgin. Paying for sex doesn't count.

where is your mum craggoo?

Fid is a threat to the national security,

Ship his mouse to Aus.

**** you sammy.

And tuesday.

RIP USstar. RIP Sammy. Cull Craggoo. Thanks Morph!

**** you tuesday

**** you tuesday

Craggoo in this thread!

Exam in 2 hours 45 minutes
I am not prepared
I will succeed regardless
coffee

^You sure you're not my son?

Fiddles better step in here and explain himself!

FWWM is your mother.

OH ****

I blame Morph

He did match us up.

Thanks Morph

What is your policy regarding attractive ewes at work, guise? Do you go after them or do you keep ewes and work separated? Asking for a friend.

What kind of work?

So, 99% going back to Australia in the new year.

Long story short. Spoke to a lawyer 4-6 months ago about living in America. She said "okay, just need to make a business application". She has now changed her mind and said "making the application after not living in Australia for a while would look suspicious".

So, will now return to Australia for at least a year before making the application (if we decide to do it).

I'm not particularly sad about it (though, if given a choice would stay). But I've had enough moving every 6 months or so.

The worst part is that the quarantine period for the dog is a 6 month process including 10 days in a cage in Australia.

****ing lawyers.

Sorry Colin, but it's true.

This.

And are you her boss or she your boss? And do you work directly with each other?

Office job, same floor but different teams so hardly working with each other, no bosses.

Fiddle sticks will be back to australia,

Sammy will not eat pussy in his denmarkian village.

Piddlenator will announce new months from the future.

Seems like everything is getting back to its place.

I expect steady and secure 2019.

Time to invest in real estate.

**** you craggoo

Any lamb menu for workers?

Sounds doable Sheep if you run into problems you can just blame us. And by us I mean Morph