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10-15-2018 , 11:11 AM

#901

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

yes

10-15-2018 , 11:22 AM

#902

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

10-15-2018 , 11:47 AM

#903

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

yes

10-15-2018 , 12:20 PM

#904

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

It's just another manic Morphday
I wish it was Sheepday

10-15-2018 , 12:32 PM

#905

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

^ this. We even have a holiday on Wednesday, but so much work that it will hardly make any difference, thanks to Morph. Busiest time of the year around here, it will get better, hopefully, around mid November. Also this is the last holiday before Xmas, thanks Morph

10-15-2018 , 12:34 PM

#906

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

It's just another manic Morphday
I wish it was Sheepday

...'Cause that's my cheap day
My I don't have to barf day
It's just another manic Morphday

10-15-2018 , 12:38 PM

#907

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Denmark attacking Russia sounds like a decent idea, GL. Also maybe you should check the guy who said that for alcohol and other stuff. The most that guy could attack is prolly that German redlight district close to Denmark that Sammy knows and I forgot the name of

10-15-2018 , 12:51 PM

#908

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

10-15-2018 , 01:33 PM

#909

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

10-15-2018 , 01:37 PM

#910

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

It's just another manic Morphday
I wish it was Sheepday

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...'Cause that's my cheap day
My I don't have to barf day
It's just another manic Morphday

I approve of this in it's entirety and would like to fund a full production.

10-15-2018 , 02:37 PM

#911

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

10-15-2018 , 02:48 PM

#912

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Your test was reverse gene engineered

10-15-2018 , 03:32 PM

#913

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Reverse Gengineered!

10-15-2018 , 03:38 PM

#914

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

just kidding **** you Tuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

unRIP

**** you Tuesday also.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

holla @ Tuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you Tuesday

FYP for the NZ and Hong Kong timezone

10-15-2018 , 03:41 PM

#915

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You just wanna put it in Monday's mum

I want to put it in everything but they won't let me until I pay them dat maney.

10-15-2018 , 04:04 PM

#916

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

FYP for the NZ and Hong Kong timezone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

I want to put it in everything but they won't let me until I pay them dat maney.

I approve of this all.

Except Craggoo putting it inside of me.

10-15-2018 , 04:13 PM

#917

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

It's "Oluf-Samson-Gang", don't act like you don't know that.

Naser Khader could take down Putin with a single punch. He's that cool.

Naser kicking a bald guy

Naser doing stand up comedy

Naser showing his tattoo

Naser posing with dangerous animal

Naser doing his Van Damme impersonation

Naser parting the sea

10-15-2018 , 04:19 PM

#918

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Except Craggoo putting it inside of me.

It's just the tip.

10-15-2018 , 04:44 PM

#919

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

I want to put it in everything but they won't let me until I pay them dat maney.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

It's just the tip.

Sheep does not approve. Mr. Craggoo should not touch Mr. Folding with the tip of his penis, be it on purpose or accidentally. Moreover, The Craggoo should refer to himself in third person.

10-15-2018 , 04:50 PM

#920

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Sorry folks. That was Craggoo's alternate personality saying all those terrible things. Craggoo has reprimanded him and put him in a timeout. Craggoo has never had to pay for the sexy time.

10-15-2018 , 04:55 PM

#921

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

It's just the tip.

For you, that's the whole thing.

10-15-2018 , 05:24 PM

#922

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

REKT

10-15-2018 , 08:39 PM

#923

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep does not approve. Mr. Craggoo should not touch Mr. Folding with the tip of his penis, be it on purpose or accidentally. Moreover, The Craggoo should refer to himself in third person.

Sheep leading the #MeToo movement in BBV!