***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW*** - Page 30

Sammy will be eating the hot wings today, and drinming the strong beer before. The hot wings are in the oven. The beer is on the table. The neighbour is on the lawn. The Dan is on his way. The wife is touching her sister.

Is this true, Mrs. SammysGF? Are you that intimate with your sister? Would you mind sharing some pics with us?

10-12-2018 , 01:23 PM

#727

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will answer you after hot wings session

Yes

Hot chunky salsa and NBA makes Sammy happy

You're not betting NBA preseason games again

10-12-2018 , 01:36 PM

#728

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

You switched to dried sperm sauce now on the wings?

10-12-2018 , 01:38 PM

#729

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You're not betting NBA preseason games again

NBA = Newcastle Brown Ale, punk! and yes, Symma is betting the preseason games.

Vacation plans: We are visiting Sammøæs sister for 3 days. Sister and hot wife will do women stuff. Sammy and Henk will drink the beers. After that, hot wife wants to go to London for a few days, and have a romantic time with hot Sammy. Sammy's plan is to convince her to go with some friends instead of Sammy. Everytime we go there, she always make Sammy watch some annoying musical with men in funny pants wearing make-up.

10-12-2018 , 01:41 PM

#730

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Hot Sammy sounds even more wrong than hot wife.

Ah, maybe the funny pants men make you hot

10-12-2018 , 01:41 PM

#731

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Also mmmkay still on the run in belgian football scandal

10-12-2018 , 01:43 PM

#732

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Also mmmkay still on the run in belgian football scandal

Sammy wants his money back. Those match-fixing Belgian scumbags screwed Sammy.

**** you Mr. Mr.mmmKay

10-12-2018 , 01:43 PM

#733

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Denmark almost as hot as HK, maybe that's where it comes from. Thanks Morph for all the global warming!

10-12-2018 , 01:46 PM

#734

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

mmmkay give Sammy his money back!

10-12-2018 , 01:52 PM

#735

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

It's snowing in my state.

**** you Friday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I thought you didn't do that anymore?

This is ****ing good I appreciate it a lot

10-12-2018 , 01:53 PM

#736

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

mmmkay give Sammy his money back!

10-12-2018 , 01:56 PM

#737

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I am having a sleepy.

10-12-2018 , 02:31 PM

#738

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy wants his money back. Those match-fixing Belgian scumbags screwed Sammy.

**** you Mr. Mr.mmmKay

It's all because of the serbians ask franfran

10-12-2018 , 02:47 PM

#739

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

It's all because of the serbians ask franfran

Romelu says

Spoiler:

10-12-2018 , 02:56 PM

#740

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Betting preseason NBA games is like flipping coins.

London is awesome. You should go. For every man wearing funny pants, there's several sexy dancing ladies at a show. So, it's all good.

10-12-2018 , 02:57 PM

#741

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Kingfish's new avy...

10-12-2018 , 03:11 PM

#742

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Betting preseason NBA games is like flipping coins.

London is awesome. You should go. For every man wearing funny pants, there's several sexy dancing ladies at a show. So, it's all good.

London is a ~70 min flight from Aalborg and costs around $60. It's standard for young Danes to go there on weekends to party. Sammy has been there +100 times.