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10-01-2018 , 04:50 PM

#51

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Just found out this resort will transport you around if you’re old or fat.

Wonder if they treat the inebriated with such luxury.

If you pay/tip them enough they will

10-01-2018 , 05:08 PM

#52

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Help me examine things, BBV!

10-01-2018 , 05:09 PM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I wish my country gave me days off that weren't in relation to old dead guys and dead things.

Give me a day off for ****ing. That's a day off I can get behind wink

10-01-2018 , 05:14 PM

#54

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I guess I shouldn't have alienated Sammy from the thread in the title. He's probably got no where else to post. Maybe Handsome Man will step in and Danish it up in here a bit.

Butler Jeeves might be able to tell us where he is but I doubt Sammy left his cell unlocked.

10-01-2018 , 05:15 PM

#55

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,177

Sammy's posting in OOT right now!

10-01-2018 , 05:15 PM

#56

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I wish my country gave me days off that weren't in relation to old dead guys and dead things.

Give me a day off for ****ing. That's a day off I can get behind wink

Christmas.

God deflowered a virgin.

Santa cums down the chimney.

Kiss under the mistletoe.

Definitely the day for sexing.

10-01-2018 , 05:18 PM

#57

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

fiddling with the facts I see

10-01-2018 , 05:26 PM

#58

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Sammy's posting in OOT right now!

That's actually quite concerning iyam

Sammy, don't get banned.

10-01-2018 , 05:38 PM

#59

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Spoiler:

Hawt. I don't know how she does it, but she totally rocks that big pumpkin fivehead.

10-01-2018 , 07:25 PM

#60

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Seriously though.

I love a busted but nice bodied broad

10-01-2018 , 07:30 PM

#61

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Lunchtime staying fed with ham sammies

10-01-2018 , 07:31 PM

#62

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Mr Folding I am still coming to visit sometime. Put it in ur diary sir

10-01-2018 , 07:43 PM

#63

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Lunchtime staying fed with ham sammies

good work

10-01-2018 , 08:18 PM

#64

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

I need a sweater/shawl

10-01-2018 , 08:19 PM

#65

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

If you pay/tip them enough they will

How much do you think I’ll need to tip to organize a race?

10-01-2018 , 08:20 PM

#66

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Seriously though.

I love a busted but nice bodied broad

Keeps em humble

10-01-2018 , 09:20 PM

#67

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,989

Seriously contemplating a return to Australia.

10-01-2018 , 09:51 PM

#68

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Mr Folding I am still coming to visit sometime. Put it in ur diary sir

DO IT MOTHER****ER I DARE YOU (seriously daring you do it)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Keeps em humble

Thank you, Kendrick

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Seriously contemplating a return to Australia.

DAD WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY

10-01-2018 , 10:27 PM

#69

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,989

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

DAD WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY

USA#1 is making the visa difficult.

10-01-2018 , 10:32 PM

#70

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Seriously though.

I love a busted but nice bodied broad

they usally try harder and I appreciate the effort

10-01-2018 , 10:33 PM

#71

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

poison drained, list in place.

bbv is back to where it should be

it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

10-01-2018 , 10:35 PM

#72

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, big **** you to work today. tried to be productive and showed up at 730, had to stay until 630 anyways and i didnt take a break all day.

thanks morph