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Old 10-10-2018, 10:27 PM   #601
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

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your punishment is having Trump for 6 more years.


That was a railing I was gonna take with or without you. Enjoy kangaroos I hear their *******s who have to be ***** slapped to calm down
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:28 PM   #602
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is mbabs mlylt?

i feel silly asking that but ****it


...yes...
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:28 PM   #603
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We need something to fill the news hour. There aren't enough black people getting shot by cops to fill the news hour every day.


They havenít found you or I yet Craggo.

Yet.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:29 PM   #604
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e-cigs threaten OG cigs and there is too much money getting passed around from OG cigs.


Big Cig isnít behind Big Vape?

What a miscue!
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:35 PM   #605
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Goddamn, the Red Sox look good this year. Astros no slouches either. **** yeah ALCS.

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Old 10-10-2018, 10:38 PM   #606
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They havenít found you or I yet Craggo.

Yet.
Craggoo cannot be found. Craggoo is hiding out in his own personal bunker. Only the uncool kids and pron stars are allowed in Craggoo's bunker.
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Old 10-11-2018, 01:46 AM   #607
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^ So pretty much the whole of BBV
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:13 AM   #608
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:14 AM   #609
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Old 10-11-2018, 04:15 AM   #610
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:16 AM   #611
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i approve this poast


Was drinking till 6am, have had meetings from 8am on the construction site.

****ing moron.

Im stronger than sammy though and I will survive this ****ty little day.
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:54 AM   #612
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:43 AM   #613
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Was drinking till 6am, have had meetings from 8am on the construction site.

****ing moron.

Im stronger than sammy though and I will survive this ****ty little day.
Praying Samuel finds strength.

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Old 10-11-2018, 09:31 AM   #614
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:37 AM   #615
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

350bb effective stacks vs globalments....

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...4b055cf3131ac8

weeeeeeeeeeee....
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:56 AM   #616
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**** you thursday
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:58 AM   #617
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Big Cig isnít behind Big Vape?

What a miscue!
who owns juul? i dont think its big tobacco
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:59 AM   #618
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Was drinking till 6am, have had meetings from 8am on the construction site.

****ing moron.

Im stronger than sammy though and I will survive this ****ty little day.
it cant be that bad of a day if you were still drinkiing at 6am
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:54 AM   #619
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who owns juul? i dont think its big tobacco


idk I try not to think about them
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:59 AM   #620
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maybe I own juul
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:30 PM   #621
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:49 PM   #622
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Re: ***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

5-6 hours of saving the world tomorrow, then 9 days of paid vacation. Life is great
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:50 PM   #623
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Where are you going Sammy?
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Old 10-11-2018, 01:00 PM   #625
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