***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW*** - Page 43

Come on that garbage from Sammy is a joke right. BRB gotten ring my first girlfriend from when I was 16 see if she wants to get back together cos its meant to be.

No, It's not.

You better calm down, right now! Sammy does not appreciate that tone.

10-17-2018 , 05:39 PM

#1052

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Congrats Fid!

I assume we're all invited?

10-17-2018 , 05:42 PM

#1053

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Also, I'm getting married next year.

RIPFidstar.

The Fiddle wants to be like Sammy...Can't really blame him

10-17-2018 , 05:42 PM

#1054

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We have known each other since we started in school at the age of 5. We were in the same class for 10 years. We went to the gymnasium for 3 years together. We were each others first girl/boyfriend at a very young age. Our parents were close friends. We were parted for some years, then back and forth a few times, and now will be together forever. Growing up we both had a need to "live" and try other stuff, and we both had other partners, but we remained friends and both knew that we would end up together eventually. It's not like getting married is a start of something new and exciting. We know each other better than our parents do.

VERDAMMT ICH LIEB DICH

10-17-2018 , 05:43 PM

#1055

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Spoiler:

10-17-2018 , 05:47 PM

#1056

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Spoiler:

Aber doch!

Spoiler:

10-17-2018 , 05:47 PM

#1057

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Congrats Fid!

I assume we're all invited?

No one is invited

I'm not going to waste a bunch of money like the Sammy.

10-17-2018 , 05:49 PM

#1058

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

10-17-2018 , 05:52 PM

#1059

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No one is invited

I'm not going to waste a bunch of money like the Sammy.

Sammy hasn't spent a cent his life, that he has not gotten its worth out of.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-17-2018 at 05:53 PM. Reason: ok, that's a lie, **** you

10-17-2018 , 06:07 PM

#1060

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

10-17-2018 , 06:09 PM

#1061

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Today was a milestone of remembrance in BBV/LC/NC history.

Today we learned:

Fidstar will finally make an honest woman out his gf of 21 years.

Mr. Mr.mmmkay liebst Sammy.

Morph walks with a cane.

Sheep is cool a always (nothing new there, but deserved a mention).

Colin is jealous of Sammy, and did an angry Haka infront his mirror.

AlwayFolding got burned.

TBH does not dislike Sammy.

FWWM is the coolest German itt (because he left Germany).

10-17-2018 , 06:23 PM

#1062

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Grats Fid!

10-17-2018 , 06:41 PM

#1063

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

10-17-2018 , 06:44 PM

#1064

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Just got a pm from Fid I'm invited

10-17-2018 , 06:45 PM

#1065

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Almost lunchtime I need Sammy to cook me some fresh fish and sperm sauce

10-17-2018 , 07:10 PM

#1066

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy can sperm sa on colin

10-17-2018 , 07:16 PM

#1067

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

10-17-2018 , 07:56 PM

#1068

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Almost lunchtime I need Sammy to cook me some fresh fish and sperm sauce

His wife doesnt allow him to cook for other people Mr. Colonial. You are trying to get Sammys internet privliges taken away so i have to step in and save him.

10-17-2018 , 08:01 PM

#1069

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Go read the bible or something you re-born freak.

10-17-2018 , 08:22 PM

#1070

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

god took a rib from sammy's wife and made sammy

god is so amazing.

10-17-2018 , 08:34 PM

#1071

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy will now touch a penis and go to bed

10-17-2018 , 09:42 PM

#1072

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

the duck billed platypus is one of five species of mammals that lays eggs

10k next

10-17-2018 , 09:43 PM

#1073

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

10-17-2018 , 10:11 PM

#1074

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Also, I'm getting married next year.

RIPFidstar.

RIPdad

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

the duck billed platypus is one of five species of mammals that lays eggs

10k next

SON I AM EXCITED

10-17-2018 , 10:12 PM

#1075

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will now touch a penis and go to bed

The only thing you burned on AF was his penis with friction

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