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We have known each other since we started in school at the age of 5. We were in the same class for 10 years. We went to the gymnasium for 3 years together. We were each others first girl/boyfriend at a very young age. Our parents were close friends. We were parted for some years, then back and forth a few times, and now will be together forever. Growing up we both had a need to "live" and try other stuff, and we both had other partners, but we remained friends and both knew that we would end up together eventually. It's not like getting married is a start of something new and exciting. We know each other better than our parents do.

10-17-2018 , 04:07 PM

#1028

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,627

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's so beautiful. Sammy's wife is a lucky woman. Sheep wishes he were more like The Sammy.

10-17-2018 , 04:08 PM

#1029

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Sammy may not post new threads
The Sammy may not post replies

...so this is why Sammy never made a thread! He can't!! Because he's weak!!!

10-17-2018 , 04:09 PM

#1030

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sheep is a smart man.

10-17-2018 , 04:11 PM

#1031

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...so this is why Sammy never made a thread! He can't!! Because he's weak!!!

In Denmark we have a saying that goes something like this: you can't teach an old German new tricks, it sounds a lot better in Danish though...

10-17-2018 , 04:11 PM

#1032

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Henk and Sammy will be drinking the beers while Sammy laughs at his funny dutchdanish accent.

HENK FROM HOLLAND

10-17-2018 , 04:12 PM

#1033

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In Sweden they have a saying that goes something like: You can't teach a Danish anything

10-17-2018 , 04:16 PM

#1034

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

In Sweden they have a saying that goes something like: You can't teach a Danish anything

Exactly! There's nothing a Swede could teach, that a Dane doesn't already know.

Punk

10-17-2018 , 04:18 PM

#1035

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

HENK FROM HOLLAND

Yes Morph, It's Henk from Holland/Groningen. He's older than Sammy, not cane-walking-old like you, but still older.

10-17-2018 , 04:18 PM

#1036

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,627

In Kanto they have a saying that goes something like: Pika pi, pikachu pi pi ka pikachu pi ka. English translation:

Spoiler:

In Groningen they have a saying that goes something like: Groningen is not situated in Holland.

10-17-2018 , 04:19 PM

#1037

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

They are very wise, kind people.

10-17-2018 , 04:19 PM

#1038

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Exactly! There's nothing a Swede could teach, that a Dane doesn't already know.

Punk

Danish, not dane. You know, kanelsnegle!

10-17-2018 , 04:23 PM

#1039

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Danish, not dane. You know, kanelsnegle!

10-17-2018 , 04:27 PM

#1040

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Barcelona - Glasgow, over 3,5 goals
Ajax - Lyon, over 3,5 goals
Wolfsburg - Atl. Madrid, over 3,5 goals
Zürich - Bayern München, over 3,5 goals

1st game starts in an hour. Place your bets now, and thank Sammy later.

Beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Women football itt,

Sammy confurmed broke

The sluts made that money for Sammy

10-17-2018 , 04:35 PM

#1041

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Remy "Flying Knee" Bonjasky

10-17-2018 , 04:53 PM

#1042

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Are you BBV's Ross and Rachel?

10-17-2018 , 04:55 PM

#1043

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Exactly! There's nothing a Swede could teach, that a Dane doesn't already know.

Punk

solid burn by the Sammy.

Sorry son.

10-17-2018 , 04:56 PM

#1044

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy is only 21 though, so not as impressive as first thought.

10-17-2018 , 04:56 PM

#1045

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Also, I'm getting married next year.

RIPFidstar.

10-17-2018 , 04:58 PM

#1046

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You're doing it wrong

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 10-17-2018 at 04:59 PM. Reason: Love you Colin

10-17-2018 , 05:05 PM

#1047

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Also, I'm getting married next year.

RIPFidstar.

RIP

I'm just about to do a seminar on Relationship Property Agreements and Contracting Out. You may well need my services

10-17-2018 , 05:07 PM

#1048

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Come on that garbage from Sammy is a joke right. BRB gotten ring my first girlfriend from when I was 16 see if she wants to get back together cos its meant to be.