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Old Today, 12:48 PM   #1151
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV Has BURNENED!!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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I was a huge Smurfs fan; I actually bought Smurf figurines.

Also, you are now Any-Two Smurf.

KF is Burn Smurf

Sheep is Fluffy Smurf

Fid is Digging Smurf

etc

Why would you say all that
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Old Today, 02:09 PM   #1152
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re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering Pound of Feces!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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TLDR. Can someone please scan this and let me know if Iím mentioned?
He called you a pussy - why don't u ban him
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Old Today, 02:25 PM   #1153
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering Pound of Feces!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

Hi McSmurf!
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Old Today, 02:32 PM   #1154
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re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

Also, Happy Morphday!
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Old Today, 03:04 PM   #1155
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV Has BURNENED!!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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I was a huge Smurfs fan; I actually bought Smurf figurines.

Also, you are now Any-Two Smurf.

KF is Burn Smurf

Sheep is Fluffy Smurf

Fid is Digging Smurf

etc
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Old Today, 03:51 PM   #1156
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV Has BURNENED!!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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1. Gif-ts are lacking itt
2. What it do mother****ers?
3. Lots going on in quarantine right now
4. Like, I have been jerking off a lot
5. Still getting laid but also jerking off
6. Don't judge, how else am I supposed to sleep
7. Went on a date tonight with a beautiful blonde babe from AZ
8. She's open to threesomes in monogamous relationships
9. This is a highly desirable quality
10. Plot twist: Korean girl moved down to the cities this week
11. This poses dilemma for AF
12. Date Korean girl, or bang everyone?
13. thinkingemoji.jpg
14. Work is interesting and doctors ask me to commit fraud sometimes
15. This is lulzy
16. Mostly because they don't even realize it
17. Casinos are opening back up on Tuesday here
18. Might go degen with some frands
19. Might also just, you know, not go get Coronavirus
20. Whatcha think
21. is Nate alive?
22. How's it going el jefe, what it do papi
23. I'm glad Morph is pushing the best form of measurement
24. Mr. Sheep how are the ewe, and how are you?
25. Dad did you scare off Sammy again by saving the world more
26. WN makes an appearance what the **** what it do on BBV
27. Franko did you close restaurant?
28. Majik keep posting hands plz
29. SJ I miss Vegas too, I want to come back but I'm afraid it'll be years
30. AFRAID, not convinced
31. When do you think I can get a massage again
32. FWWM where you at?
33. RET que pasa amigo how you livin'
34. Mr.mmmKay what's the scoop on your area and activities that are open?
35. Who is pennypenis and what are they doing here
36. Who is this gimmick
37. Speak up or I'll post boom hands
38. Colin NZ is the Coronavirus boss
39. Such envy
40. Basically the anti-Sweden
the metric used to measure how good the sehks is with your current gf is how often you jerk off.
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get the korean back in the mix imo, AZ blondes are fun but they aint asian

**** the covids, degen it up

ty for the list, it made my day

cant you just sell yourselff the hydroxychloriquine to prevent the covids? not that that helps at all
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Old Today, 03:55 PM   #1157
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering Pound of Feces!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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He called you a pussy - why don't u ban him
You are what you eat. Thatís why Sammy is a bag of sperm and Fidstar is a dick.
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Old Today, 03:59 PM   #1158
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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TLDR. Can someone please scan this and let me know if I’m mentioned?
someone ifract this tiny fish

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i forgot why i quoted this but i liked it when i saw it

edit, who said the two are mutually exclusive?
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Old Today, 04:14 PM   #1159
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV Has BURNENED!!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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I was a huge Smurfs fan; I actually bought Smurf figurines.

Also, you are now Any-Two Smurf.

KF is Burn Smurf

Sheep is Fluffy Smurf

Fid is Digging Smurf

etc
Name fits. I should tone down the aggro pending on the player. If some dude open limps and doesn't play many hands, I sure the hell am not folding my suited junk for the minimum. Pro cheap run downs. Chronic limpers will continue to get 3.5x'd with 24 suited cause, why not?
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Old Today, 04:33 PM   #1160
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

I like Gargamel, but I don't like smurfs.
I use to mumble "I'll get ya, I'll get all of you, even if it's the last thing I do" whenever I become chipleader in a tournament (only online, though).
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Old Today, 05:07 PM   #1161
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering Pound of Feces!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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You are what you eat. Thatís why Sammy is a bag of sperm and Fidstar is a dick.
I must eat spinach, because I'm green.
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Old Today, 06:49 PM   #1162
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

It has been decided. I will not take hydroxychloroquine, I will continue banging the Korean girl, and I will not go to the casino yet.
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Old Today, 06:50 PM   #1163
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

The only exception would be going to the casino early in the morning when no one is there. See reason below:

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Old Today, 06:51 PM   #1164
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This is expert-level softness
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Old Today, 07:13 PM   #1165
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV Has BURNENED!!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

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This is expert-level softness
Staying on topic.

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/624BNX6ZH

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=624BNXCbw
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Old Today, 07:22 PM   #1166
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Re: *** THE METRIFICATION of BBV is A Smoldering pound of Dog Crap!! May LC/NC NSFW ***

Or you can just check back moar rivers.

Ignition - 300/600 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 94,989
BTN: 84,572
SB: 53,377
BB: 115,834
UTG: 119,062
UTG+1: 92,046
MP: 81,064
Hero (MP+1): 96,859
MP+2: 160,004

9 players post ante of 60, SB posts SB 300, BB posts BB 600

Pre Flop: (pot: 1,440) Hero has K A

fold, UTG+1 calls 600, fold, Hero raises to 2,400, fold, CO calls 2,400, fold, SB calls 2,100, fold, UTG+1 calls 1,800

Flop: (10,740, 4 players) 6 K 3
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 5,370, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls 5,370

Turn: (21,480, 2 players) 9
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 10,740, UTG+1 calls 10,740

River: (42,960, 2 players) 5
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

UTG+1 shows 3 3 (Three of a Kind, Threes)

UTG+1 wins 42,960
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