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05-25-2020 , 12:46 AM

#1126

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

He trapped me.

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=924BL2ZTB

05-25-2020 , 12:58 AM

#1127

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I knew exactly where that hand was going

05-25-2020 , 01:04 AM

#1128

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

That's because the algorithm knows when to trigger to save the big stacks ass.

Spoiler:

05-25-2020 , 01:09 AM

#1129

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

TRAP QUEEN

05-25-2020 , 01:21 AM

#1130

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Morphday!

05-25-2020 , 01:58 AM

#1131

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

AF list approved.

05-25-2020 , 02:07 AM

#1132

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

34. Mr.mmmKay what's the scoop on your area and activities that are open?

Gyms closed hairdressers open!

05-25-2020 , 02:35 AM

#1133

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. Gif-ts are lacking itt
2. What it do mother****ers?
3. Lots going on in quarantine right now
4. Like, I have been jerking off a lot
5. Still getting laid but also jerking off
6. Don't judge, how else am I supposed to sleep
7. Went on a date tonight with a beautiful blonde babe from AZ
8. She's open to threesomes in monogamous relationships
9. This is a highly desirable quality
10. Plot twist: Korean girl moved down to the cities this week
11. This poses dilemma for AF
12. Date Korean girl, or bang everyone?
13. thinkingemoji.jpg
14. Work is interesting and doctors ask me to commit fraud sometimes
15. This is lulzy
16. Mostly because they don't even realize it
17. Casinos are opening back up on Tuesday here
18. Might go degen with some frands
19. Might also just, you know, not go get Coronavirus
20. Whatcha think
21. is Nate alive?
22. How's it going el jefe, what it do papi
23. I'm glad Morph is pushing the best form of measurement
24. Mr. Sheep how are the ewe, and how are you?
25. Dad did you scare off Sammy again by saving the world more
26. WN makes an appearance what the **** what it do on BBV
27. Franko did you close restaurant?
28. Majik keep posting hands plz
29. SJ I miss Vegas too, I want to come back but I'm afraid it'll be years
30. AFRAID, not convinced
31. When do you think I can get a massage again
32. FWWM where you at?
33. RET que pasa amigo how you livin'
34. Mr.mmmKay what's the scoop on your area and activities that are open?
35. Who is pennypenis and what are they doing here
36. Who is this gimmick
37. Speak up or I'll post boom hands
38. Colin NZ is the Coronavirus boss
39. Such envy
40. Basically the anti-Sweden

TLDR. Can someone please scan this and let me know if I’m mentioned?

05-25-2020 , 02:59 AM

#1134

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

List approved. Morphday unapproved. Majik boomplayer or ban IMO. Also play better

05-25-2020 , 03:05 AM

#1135

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Spoiler:

05-25-2020 , 04:00 AM

#1136

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

05-25-2020 , 06:54 AM

#1137

pennypusher

banned

Join Date: Mar 2020 Posts: 371

^^ Become the new superspreader!

05-25-2020 , 07:39 AM

#1138

Sheep86

*** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Solid list and very soft sheep pics, Mr. Folding.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. Gif-ts are lacking itt

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

17. Casinos are opening back up on Tuesday here
18. Might go degen with some frands
19. Might also just, you know, not go get Coronavirus
20. Whatcha think

Sheep thinks you should not go.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

24. Mr. Sheep how are the ewe, and how are you?

Social distancing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

He trapped me.

https://upswingpoker.com/hand/?pokeit=924BL2ZTB

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I knew exactly where that hand was going

Spoiler:

05-25-2020 , 07:49 AM

#1139

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Morphday, sheepday. were you guys fans of the smurfs when you were kids or sumthin? What the smurf is going on here?

05-25-2020 , 07:50 AM

#1140

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Tomorrow is Titty Tuesday!

The smurfs didn't have no Titty Tuesday!

05-25-2020 , 07:58 AM

#1141

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I hear that you have to take 1 semester of Smurfs in Belgian high school.

Struck for sounding meaner than it should have been.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 05-25-2020 at 08:12 AM.

05-25-2020 , 08:00 AM

#1142

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

the more things change, the more they stay the same.

05-25-2020 , 08:15 AM

#1143

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Les Schtroumpfs

05-25-2020 , 08:19 AM

#1144

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Thin value week continues. Unfortunately PT4 doesn't capture mucked hands on Ignition.

Ignition - 800/1600 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 24,400
SB: 17,870
BB: 24,684
UTG: 22,536
Hero (UTG+1): 29,580
MP: 108,974
CO: 26,340

7 players post ante of 160, SB posts SB 800, BB posts BB 1,600

Pre Flop: (pot: 3,520) Hero has A

fold, Hero raises to 3,450, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1,850

Flop: (8,820, 2 players) A

BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (8,820, 2 players) T

BB checks, Hero bets 4,410, BB calls 4,410

River: (17,640, 2 players) 3

BB checks, Hero bets 7,220, BB calls 7,220

Hero wins 32,080

05-25-2020 , 10:06 AM

#1145

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by pennypusher

^^ Become the new superspreader!

I'll gladly surrender the title to AF. He's more deserving anyway. I'm just sitting around trying to get some work done or something all day anyways. Also I tested negative for Coriander four times. Planning to go out this weekend though cos f all, that's why, so there's that

05-25-2020 , 11:29 AM

#1146

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Morphday, sheepday. were you guys fans of the smurfs when you were kids or sumthin? What the smurf is going on here?

I was a huge Smurfs fan; I actually bought Smurf figurines.

Also, you are now Any-Two Smurf.

KF is Burn Smurf

Sheep is Fluffy Smurf

Fid is Digging Smurf

etc