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Old 05-23-2020, 06:05 PM   #1051
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:07 PM   #1052
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Chicken wings today IMO. Hot. The hottest available in the menu but ask for hotter in the the customer notes.
If you insult the cook it sometimes helps to hotter wings for yourself, but you also want to keep the spit out of your food, so it's a fine balancing game.
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:09 PM   #1053
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GO Go Morph im railing now!
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:19 PM   #1054
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Game is kinda luckboxy when you think about it.
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:30 PM   #1055
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3/3, making deal, got 1.8k
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:34 PM   #1056
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Demand a bracelet when you ship.
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:41 PM   #1057
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On my way to the bracelet

PokerStars Hand #214356610733: Tournament #2905314170, $4.90+$0.60 USD Fusion Pot Limit - Level XLVI (300000/600000) - 2020/05/24 0:39:27 CET [2020/05/23 18:39:27 ET]
Table '2905314170 102' 7-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 5: shuriken555 (64948740 in chips)
Seat 6: Morphismus (21856964 in chips)
Seat 7: Zeus6669 (15544296 in chips)
Morphismus: posts small blind 300000
Zeus6669: posts big blind 600000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc 8c]
shuriken555: raises 900000 to 1500000
Morphismus: raises 3600000 to 5100000
Zeus6669: raises 10444296 to 15544296 and is all-in
shuriken555: folds
Morphismus: calls 10444296
*** FLOP *** [3s 7d 8s]
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc 8c] [9d]
*** TURN *** [3s 7d 8s] [Th]
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc 8c 9d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3s 7d 8s Th] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [Kc 8c 9d Jd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Zeus6669: shows [Ac Ad Ah Ts] (a pair of Aces)
Morphismus collected 32588592 from pot
Zeus6669 finished the tournament in 3rd place and received $1919.87.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32588592 | Rake 0
Board [3s 7d 8s Th Qd]
Seat 5: shuriken555 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Morphismus (small blind) showed [Kc 8c 9d Jd] and won (32588592) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: Zeus6669 (big blind) showed [Ac Ad Ah Ts] and lost with a pair of Aces
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:54 PM   #1058
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Old 05-23-2020, 07:03 PM   #1059
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Well Done! Time for some champagne I think!
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Old 05-23-2020, 07:27 PM   #1060
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Sammy ruined his 10k post.
He also ruined the 9,999 that preceded it. At least hes consistent.
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Old 05-23-2020, 07:31 PM   #1061
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1 year ago today I returned to Australia.

And the world has gone to **** since.
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Old 05-23-2020, 07:31 PM   #1062
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Congrats. How much did you lose?
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Old 05-23-2020, 08:43 PM   #1063
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Vamo

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 17,500/35,000 (4,500 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 1,211,538 (35 bb)
UTG+1: 1,655,587 (47 bb)
MP: 1,564,100 (45 bb)
MP+1: 4,170,440 (119 bb)
LP (Hero): 773,922 (22 bb)
CO: 486,486 (14 bb)
BU: 323,848 (9 bb)
SB: 2,188,608 (63 bb)
BB: 851,300 (24 bb)

Pre-Flop: (93,000) Hero is LP with A A
UTG raises to 77,038, 3 players fold, Hero calls 77,038, 2 players fold, SB 3-bets to 224,076, 2 players fold, Hero 4-bets to 769,422 (all-in), SB calls 545,346

Flop: (1,691,382) 5 3 J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (1,691,382) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (1,691,382) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 1,691,382

Showdown:
LP (Hero) shows A A (two pair, Aces and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 93%, Flop: 97%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

SB shows K A (a pair of Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 7%, Flop: 3%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

LP (Hero) wins 1,691,382
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Old 05-23-2020, 09:22 PM   #1064
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Sadly went busto just before day 1 ended losing queens to AK in a flip.
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Old 05-23-2020, 10:12 PM   #1065
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I won a pot.

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Old 05-23-2020, 10:55 PM   #1066
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Got 5 times moar in bounties over what I cashed for. Out 80ish/1.1k

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/624BGpxUN

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Old 05-23-2020, 11:27 PM   #1067
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Got 5 times moar in bounties over what I cashed for. Out 80ish/1.1k

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/624BGpxUN

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Congrats. If you were Morph, would that be the most you ever won playing poker?
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Old Yesterday, 12:27 AM   #1069
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Nice run!
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Old Yesterday, 12:49 AM   #1070
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Old Yesterday, 01:03 AM   #1071
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Happy sheepdays eurobros.

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Old Yesterday, 02:02 AM   #1072
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1k posts in a month in the first time in a long time.

Good work Corona.
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Good work the burnening.
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Old Yesterday, 03:14 AM   #1074
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Good job Morph. Happy Sheepdays. Happy chicken wings Mr. suited, happy baby girls Mr. Fish. I blame fid for the world going to ****. Also we had over 1k last month already. Corona special
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